Which of these events is least likely to happen?

[Merckx index]

What is the longest shot on this list? Additional options welcome.

 

[Cloxxki]

What is the longest shot on this list? Additional options welcome.

Had to go for Jan.

A tell-all from Armstrong, including bad stuff we didn't know yet, would be nice option to contemplate. Just confessing to parts of accusations is half-assed. A tell-all, that would surprise his fans, friends, employees and enemies. Heck, it would surprise the justice sytem. His shrink.

 

[veganrob]

Man that is a tough one. I had to go with Jan though. He is probably the most credible one on the list and I don't think he would come back.

 

[Ferminal]

Jan, the guy seems happy.

 

[Vino attacks everyone]

Schleck winning a tour, haha that made me laugh

 

[Cloxxki]

Schleck winning a tour, haha that made me laugh

Why? He's still in the running towards winning the 2010 TdF.