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    Alien Performance replied to the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d‘Italia 2025, Stage 12, Modena-Viadana, 172 km.

    I found this far funnier than I should have

    Wednesday at 11:50 PM
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    Alien Performance reacted to Samu Cuenca's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d‘Italia 2025, Stage 12, Modena-Viadana, 172 km with Love.

    The runtime of Big Momma's House is 99 minutes, so you'll be OTL if you ship that much. It is however what Kaden Groves has lost to Del...

    Wednesday at 11:50 PM
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    Alien Performance reacted to Tim Cahill's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d'Italia 2025 Stage 10: Lucca – Pisa (Time Trial) with Love.

    Is that Italian rain or West Cork rain?

    Tuesday at 3:23 PM
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    Alien Performance reacted to topcat's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d'Italia 2025 Stage 10: Lucca – Pisa (Time Trial) with Love.

    Speaking as an expert, I drove through some thunderstorms on Friday in Italy and it was gnarly... in a car. Italy has deadly rain. I'm...

    Tuesday at 3:20 PM
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    Alien Performance reacted to Tim Cahill's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro D'Italia 2025 Stage 9: Gubbio – Siena (181km) with Love.

    Brandon Rivera is the Eddie Merckx of Juraj Sagan's

    Sunday at 3:38 PM
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    Alien Performance reacted to Red Rick's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro D'Italia 2025 Stage 9: Gubbio – Siena (181km) with Haha.

    Primoz Roglic will be fine. I can tell by the fact that his interviews give away that he's been practicing the "spirit of gravel" vibes.

    Saturday at 6:31 PM
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    Alien Performance reacted to Tim Cahill's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro D'Italia 2025 Stage 9: Gubbio – Siena (181km) with Love.

    The last time Primoz Roglic rode a gravel stage was probably the most chaotic ride in history from a GC rider who lost zero time at the...

    Saturday at 6:31 PM
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    Alien Performance reacted to Armchair Cyclist's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d'Italia 2025 Stage 5: Ceglie Messapica – Matera with Love.

    I'd always assumed he was a madman from Westport or Castlebar.

    May 14, 2025
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    Alien Performance reacted to E_F_'s post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d'Italia 2025 Stage 5: Ceglie Messapica – Matera with Like.

    tbf I'm not currently watching, and relying on this thread to make it clear when I should tune in.

    May 14, 2025
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    Alien Performance replied to the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d'Italia 2025 Stage 5: Ceglie Messapica – Matera.

    I'm unfortunately expecting another Mads win today

    May 14, 2025
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    Alien Performance replied to the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d'Italia 2025 Stage 5: Ceglie Messapica – Matera.

    wow from the thread you can really tell the race is popping off today

    May 14, 2025
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    Alien Performance reacted to Lequack's post in the thread Giro d'Italia Giro d'Italia 2025, stage 3: Vlorë > Vlorë (160 km) with Love.

    Someone threw a perfectly good Quintana in the ocean

    May 12, 2025
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    Alien Performance replied to the thread Who will win the 2025 Giro d'italia? First rest day poll.

    Roglic only loses this if he crashes. I've never been a believer in Ayuso and while he's impressed me this season he's still nowhere...

    May 12, 2025
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    Alien Performance replied to the thread 2025 Tour of the Alps (April 21-25).

    He has been super hot and cold since that Vuelta where he won the two stages, I expect him to finish outside the top 10 in the Giro

    Apr 25, 2025
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    Alien Performance reacted to theyoungest's post in the thread La Flèche Wallonne 2025, 23rd April with Like.

    The most enthusiastic drinker of the whole peloton, Puck Pieterse, won today as well. There could be something in your theory.

    Apr 23, 2025

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