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    Alberto Contador suspended until August 2012 (loses all results July 2010 - Jan 2012)

    who gives a s**t if contador is guilty or not? "let's not make this a lance thread" are you serious?! does it change the fact that we watch a sport that now lives to go F itself regardless of how that affects itself. some sick-*** peeping toms standing on some sticky floors.
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    US prosecutors drop case against Armstrong/USPS

    Between those Kardashians & the Joyce Dewitt / Suzanne Summers reunion I just didn't have time to give a **** about this. The giant asterisk of doubt is next to his wins any way, right? Who really cares what a "court" decides. Ofcourse he'll win at Leadville this year BUT he will never get rid...
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    Signs that your new cycling partner is going to be a problem

    it won't go well if they're generally in better shape compared to your wannabe-racer boi self and smarter than you.
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    29ers on the podiums more and more?

    26 , 29 doesn't matter. if you can't bunnyhop with flat pedals wheel size is not an issue.. it just means you don't know how. skill owns all regardless of wheel size.
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    So Suddenly the Tour is clean. Where did this idea come from

    The Clinic Ask questions, discuss positives or improvements to procedures. i don't have anymore, there are none or it ain't worth it. if anyone has a sure fix for greed in general then maybe... otherwise, shut up and watch or don't watch. this is racing when you have open class engine...
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    Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

    nothing like adding a team of lawyers to bolster the public view of your character, eh? interesting marketing direction
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    Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

    as far as Burke with Armstrong - why would you shoot your horse if you can still ride him? is there that deep of a bromance between 'em that they'd jump in front of moving trains for each other? soon bloodletting... color of blood here i$ green.
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    Tyler Hamilton confessions/accusations

    lance will never get the chance to cry on Oprah's show so a confession or admitting is highly unlikely. Fact. who says he isn't or wouldn't be positioning for a media circus? Personally, i could care less. he did, he didn't. His 15min lasted 7 tours. Great. yada yada yada...the olsen twin thing...
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    Ultimate Fighting Championship

    grew up with martial arts and continue to do workouts to this day to help strengthen my riding skills and fitness. Banning combative sport like MMA is ridiculous. It's as pure a sport as any combative sport when you consider the amount of knowledge you need in several disciplines to compete. It...
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    Horrific Atack By Car Driver On Critical Mass Demonstaters.

    critical a**. that movement neither has the brains and/or the money to impact anything remotely positive for cyclists. tried it once an there were more dbags on bikes than aholes in their cars. mix that in with a little provacation/road rage = brazil
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    Music! What are you listening to now?

    gaga,bieber,nickelback then gunshots
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    David Zabriskie is a vegan?

    yeah, who cares. Organibal Lecter will find him walking out of WholeFoods and turn him into the snickers bar of the meat world.
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    Platform Pedals

    skill check...can you bunny hop, j hop, and jump w/o clipless? no? better clip in then.
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    Contador positive!!!!!

    how do you guys put up with this crap? road racing has become the lindsay lohan of cycling. What a joke. Lemond this, Lance that, and so on. Then all of us wannabes chiming in at the water cooler. It's embarassing. See you guys later. I forget that my kid's watching me.
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    Caption This

    what if what you believe is false? you mean UCI discriminates against 3 legged competitors??!!