Recent content by TheInternet

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    IOK suggests that Cycling should be removed from Olympics

    The NHL and NBA are not Olympic organizations. It's up to USA Hockey and USA Basketball to maintain WADA compliance, not the NHL and NBA.
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    Next move from Armstrong

    Not that I condone it, but 'suck start a shotgun' isn't an option on that poll. His wealth, reputation, public stature, and quality of life are changing for the worse. When he no longer can afford to buy influence and friends, will he quietly sulk away as a disgraced recluse? Will he turn to...
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    Lance Armstrong: Succinct Arguments

    If it's too good to be true, it probably is. I now have 192 words left over that I can use to ridicule the other person as they try to defend their Saint Armstrong.
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    Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong

    WARNING: This post contains content known to the State of California to cause cancer.
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    Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong

    Lance and company celebrate as Sheryl Crow shoots her credibility dead with that proclamation. Whatever Crow may have told the USADA or anybody else is now easily defended as the rantings of a lunatic who thinks cell phones not only cause cancer, but caused her cancer.
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    usada ban / stripping not affecting lance

    Why must you sully the reputation of Peasantry by suggesting such things? :rolleyes:
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    Usain Bolt/Carl Lewis

    THG was once undetectable. You can't rule out that another designer steroid hasn't been developed to slip past the current battery of tests.
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    Phlebotomists as team docs

    FWIW, based on Haro's CV, he is also the lead physiologist at Hodgson-Moore Pathology Services, http://www.hodgson-moore.com/ There is not much regarding Hodgson-Moore's services about the net, but here are a few tidbits...
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    The Old Fashioned Cheater Thread

    A glimpse of the dirty underbelly in the world of Scrabble... http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/15/teen-kicked-out-of-scrabble-tournament-for-hiding-blank-tiles/?hpt=hp_c2
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    Usain Bolt/Carl Lewis

    Finished last in his heat in Humility, but took home the gold in ******baggery. May Armstrong give us a sample of the sweet sounds of the mighty falling to come.
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    Official London Olympics Doping thread

    That's all he claims to be in the article. But it's more fun to assume he's actually testing the samples with only two days of training, especially with that HGH-induced lantern jaw he's sporting.
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    Official London Olympics Doping thread

    Clearly his objectivity is clouded by his flamboyant fandom. When he "forgets" to inform Kenny of his doping control (for Queen and Country), WADA shrugs their shoulders and chooses the next poor sap on the list, first-round runner-up Kelemen. An exception to the rule: don't shoot the messenger.
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    Official London Olympics Doping thread

    The USA improved inch by inch up until 2011. Then somewhere between July 20th and August 11th, the USA stumbled upon the Jamaican formula and picked up a half second improvement.
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    Today's idiot fatty MLB doper

    At least that's what his fake birth certificate would suggest...
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    USADA - Armstrong

    Not all evidence presented to a GJ falls under 6(e). http://www.justice.gov/atr/public/guidelines/206584.htm "Rule 6(e) does not apply to material obtained or created independently of the grand jury as long as the disclosure of such material does not reveal what transpired before or at the...