2015 tour d' fukushima thread

[the sceptic]

as funny as the giro was, I have a feeling this tour is going to go be the most alien GT in a very long time. Bring it on.

 

[ebandit]

...............enjoy the show although there is nothing humorous about doping

young guys messing with their health for your 'fun'..................................

Mark L

 

[The Hitch]

They mess with their health for their own gain.

all are young. Several recent winners were over 30.
Not that it should matter whether they are young or not. People are people.

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Great thread title.

I'm going to sit back and enjoy this as I would imagine WWF fans enjoy Monday Night Raw.

 

[the sceptic]

Re:

...............enjoy the show although there is nothing humorous about doping

young guys messing with their health for your 'fun'..................................

Mark L

for your fun too mark. You watch cycling don't you?

 

[Beech Mtn]

Good thread idea.

It's not doping but: remember how Cadel was at Paris-Roubaix wearing a BMC vest and standing at the roadside with spare wheels? I very much hope Tejay punctures on the cobble stage, and Cadel is right there with wheels, but just turns and walks away.

They really need to pop Froome this year. It's gone on far too long already.

 

[BYOP88]

Going to make the Giro look like a kids race. Bring it on!!!!!!!

 

[pastronef]

Re:

Good thread idea.

It's not doping but: remember how Cadel was at Paris-Roubaix wearing a BMC vest and standing at the roadside with spare wheels? I very much hope Tejay punctures on the cobble stage, and Cadel is right there with wheels, but just turns and walks away.

They really need to pop Froome this year. It's gone on far too long already.

why? why? WTF, luckily racers do not think as fans. if Cadel is there an TJ need a wheel, he´ll get it.

 

[ebandit]

free

...............enjoy the show although there is nothing humorous about doping

young guys messing with their health for your 'fun'..................................

Mark L

for your fun too mark. You watch cycling don't you?

............feel free to read my posts..................

Mark L

 

[Random Direction]

Re: Re:

Good thread idea.

It's not doping but: remember how Cadel was at Paris-Roubaix wearing a BMC vest and standing at the roadside with spare wheels? I very much hope Tejay punctures on the cobble stage, and Cadel is right there with wheels, but just turns and walks away.

They really need to pop Froome this year. It's gone on far too long already.

why? why? WTF, luckily racers do not think as fans. if Cadel is there an TJ need a wheel, he´ll get it.

Hopefully Cadel gives TJ his bike. Would make for great imagery

 

[the sceptic]

Re: free

...............enjoy the show although there is nothing humorous about doping

young guys messing with their health for your 'fun'..................................

Mark L

for your fun too mark. You watch cycling don't you?

............feel free to read my posts..................

Mark L

feel free to stop trolling

 

[Beech Mtn]

Re: Re:

Good thread idea.

It's not doping but: remember how Cadel was at Paris-Roubaix wearing a BMC vest and standing at the roadside with spare wheels? I very much hope Tejay punctures on the cobble stage, and Cadel is right there with wheels, but just turns and walks away.

They really need to pop Froome this year. It's gone on far too long already.

why? why? WTF, luckily racers do not think as fans. if Cadel is there an TJ need a wheel, he´ll get it.

Because Cadel owes him, that's why.

 

[SeriousSam]

Perfect start to the Tour d'Fukushima would be the Big 4 doing a Gewiss at the Mur.

 

[The Hitch]

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Perfect start to the Tour d'Fukushima would be the Big 4 doing a Gewiss at the Mur.

To be honest, when I first saw this thread I thought- *** me, have the Iranians Gewiss Ballaned another Japanese stage race?

 

[The Hegelian]

as funny as the giro was, I have a feeling this tour is going to go be the most alien GT in a very long time. Bring it on.

Great thread title. I think everyone has shifted their expectations in attunement to the manifest nuclear reality.

This year has set us up for something late 90's esque.

 

[MarkvW]

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...............enjoy the show although there is nothing humorous about doping

young guys messing with their health for your 'fun'..................................

Mark L

Pro cycling is totally humorous! The bald-faced hypocrisy is totally amazing. You really can't make this stuff up.

 

[ebandit]

ah?

...............enjoy the show although there is nothing humorous about doping

young guys messing with their health for your 'fun'..................................

Mark L

for your fun too mark. You watch cycling don't you?

............feel free to read my posts..................

Mark L

feel free to stop trolling

ah? where there is no reply.............accuse the member of trolling

now let the show go on..............if only it could be a good

...........clean fight.......................

Mark L

 

[Rollthedice]

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Perfect start to the Tour d'Fukushima would be the Big 4 doing a Gewiss at the Mur.

Even better 1,2,3,4 today in the ITT.

 

[SeriousSam]

So Froome looks he did his training camp in Auschwitzand he's letting the press know that with today's advanced training, they can go quicker than Indurain, Riis and Pantani in the 90s.

For full and safe enjoyment of this year's Tour de Fukushima is it strongly advised to get protective equipment. I'm ready for the spectacle.

 

[The Hegelian]

What happens if you watch without protection?

 

[Quantumsoda]

What happens if you watch without protection?

Parasites.

 

[SeriousSam]

What happens if you watch without protection?

Acute Radioation Syndrome. The severity of the symptoms depends on just how much mutant radiation one is exposed to. This is usually measured in Gray, a unit of ionized radiation, but we can convert things to the more interpretable unit AST (Alpe ascent time) and get the following table of symptoms (Ashenden et al 2013):

>40 min. Mild nausea and boredom. Moderate chance of delusion that the riders are cleans
39-40min: Rising blood pressure due to excitement. They're going pretty quick in the bio passport era.
38-39min: Risk of asphyxiation due to excessive laughing. They are going comically quick.
<38: Full ***. Nervous breakdown. High chance of permanent disillusionment with cycling

 

[mrhender]

It's on!!!!!

All time record ITT (including prologues)

And TDF is not even 1 hour old...

 

[Benotti69]

Tour D'Fukushima has delivered! The sport has surpassed the EPO era!!!!!

 

[No_Balls]

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Sweet lord. The Tour has barely begun and first prospect already faster then Boardman in the middle of the EPO-era. Cant wait for the rest.

The recovery techniques of these days.