Tour de France 2023 Tour de France, Stage 1: Bilbao - Bilbao, 182 km (Spain, Saturday, July 1)

[Red Rick]

This, exactly this

To be honest, you can't ride a bicycle and look properly 'Murican at the same time.

 

[wheresmybrakes]

No... notice how I didn't quote DNP.
There was a minute-of-silence.

Everyone gets cool hats!

Ah, sorry, wasn't watching at the time.

 

[glassmoon]

No Tibopino on stage interview? FAIL!

 

[HelloDolly]

Why do they have to cycle so far on to the stage
Plus people are there to see riders but they are barely on the stage when told to leave ...even asking them questions but not letting them finish their reply ..just off you go

omg

 

[SHAD0W93]

To be honest, you can't ride a bicycle and look properly 'Murican at the same time.

Hulk Hogan or The American Badass could pull it off.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Pogačar already in the white jersey

 

[DNP-Old]

Pogacar's jersey... not half bad.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Pogacar's jersey... not half bad.

Best UAE jersey 3/10

 

[RedheadDane]

Pogacar's jersey... not half bad.

I'd say it says something that the Danish commentators didn't realise - at first - that he was wearing it.

 

[DNP-Old]

I saw Ugrumov, my day is made.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

What the *** does Indurain have around his neck?

 

[kingjr]

Big Mig looking regal as ever

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Marco Haller challenging Oss and Simmons for the hair of the Tour.

 

[glassmoon]

*** i hate that 5$ infantile animated guy on the screen... it's hurting my eyes

 

[Tim Cahill]

Special clip just in from one of the Jumbo Visma interviewees, he seems fired up and happy to be here.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1670840473827655699

View: https://twitter.com/DeRodeLantaarn/status/1670840473827655699?cxt=HHwWpoC-7d6jgrAuAAAA

 

[glassmoon]

guy wins yellow jersey last year and they are showing him in polka dot on the big screen behind the stage? jeez

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Vingegaard looks like a child next to his teammates.

 

[glassmoon]

those spacey Jumbo jerseys look kinda cool

 

[Krzysztof_O]

As a Pogacar supporter and an experienced guy in overcoming gravity I feel relieved that the Skeletor was actually visible today, which means that JV still hasn't achieved their Holy Grail - infinite w/kg. I'm not overly enthusiastic though - he doesn't look too fat.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

guy wins yellow jersey last year and they are showing him in polka dot on the big screen behind the stage? jeez

And then tell him to turn around and look at the screen while it is showing Pogacar in yellow on the podium in Paris...

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Why is the default image on the screen, the silhouettes, featuring a man being hanged?

 

[glassmoon]

And then tell him to turn around and look at the screen while it is showing Pogacar in yellow on the podium in Paris...

yeah... I'll have to make a mental note not ever buy anything more complicated than a bottle of wine from Spain after this sh1tshow today. Can't decide if it was incompetence or just laziness and which is worse.

 

[Lequack]

What the *** does Indurain have around his neck?

It's called fashion!

 

[Lequack]

 

[Nick2413]

Il Pirata back from the dead.