A coffee and a small Danish.

[ChewbaccaDefense]

 

[Finn84]

We race five monuments as a stage race. Let's have it every other day, and taking account the transfers the most logical order would be:

Il Lombardia
Milano - San Remo
Paris - Roubaix
Ronde van Vlaanderen
Liege - Bastogne - Liege

Who would win? MvdP is probably a pre-race favourite, but Pogacar gives a challenge depending how well he can survive Roubaix.

 

[Red Rick]

We race five monuments as a stage race. Let's have it every other day, and taking account the transfers the most logical order would be:

Il Lombardia
Milano - San Remo
Paris - Roubaix
Ronde van Vlaanderen
Liege - Bastogne - Liege

Who would win? MvdP is probably a pre-race favourite, but Pogacar gives a challenge depending how well he can survive Roubaix.

Pogacar wins with his eyes closed how is this even remotely a question.

 

[Netserk]

Roubaix would see the greatest gaps between those in contention. Easily decided by crashes and punctures.

 

[tobydawq]

In the 2022 Tour, it was proven that Jasper Stuyven is the only rider capable of following Pog on the flat cobbles.

I should think Pog would manage to distance him in the four other stages.

 

[Red Rick]

Roubaix would see the greatest gaps between those in contention. Easily decided by crashes and punctures.

That's because they don't tryhard Liege and Lombardia for some hypothetical GC. The hardest hills in Liege are never raced hard, but they might in this scenario should the GC situation necessitate it.

 

[RedheadDane]

Didn't realise all the DSM riders had changed their names to Hans Anders...

 

[staubsauger]

@RedheadDane can you confirm this?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

@RedheadDane can you confirm this?

I'm willing to believe Vivi Bach drank a lot of Jägermeister. Maybe that's also what's made RhD partially blind.

 

[tobydawq]

I'm willing to believe Vivi Bach drank a lot of Jägermeister. Maybe that's also what's made RhD partially blind.

She's partially blind?

How does she know where to put her shots then?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

She's partially blind?

How does she know where to put her shots then?

I definitely don't dare to be around when she's practicing.

 

[RedheadDane]

I'm not partially blind. I'm just rather nearsighted, once I get my glasses on, I can see perfectly fine.

 

[tobydawq]

I'm not partially blind. I'm just rather nearsighted, once I get my glasses on, I can see perfectly fine.

You're probably less nearsighted than me to be honest.

 

[RedheadDane]

You're probably less nearsighted than me to be honest.

How nearsighted are you?

 

[tobydawq]

How nearsighted are you?

-7

 

[RedheadDane]

-7

I'm not less nearsighted than you.
I stopped keeping track at -10...
So, yeah... I don't go anywhere without my glasses.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Who is Vivi Bach? Sorry, but by the looks of said image I probably wasn't around when the commercial first landed.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

I'm not less nearsighted than you.
I stopped keeping track at -10...
So, yeah... I don't go anywhere without my glasses.

Same, I play basketball and sometimes after a game in other gyms I put my glasses somewhere before hopping in the shower and afterwards I have to ask my teammates where I put them.

 

[RedheadDane]

Same, I play basketball and sometimes after a game in other gyms I put my glasses somewhere before hopping in the shower and afterwards I have to ask my teammates where I put them.

Was in the shower at the gym once, and a woman asked if I could see whether she had rinsed all the shampoo out of her hair.

 

[Netserk]

-7

I thought you could get a state provided surgery at that point?

 

[tobydawq]

I thought you could get a state provided surgery at that point?

One can. But I don't have the guts to try that. Also, with contact lenses that I can sleep with and who never irritate me, it's almost as if I have a normal vision.

 

[Netserk]

I can see that it's not as easily provided as it has been previously.

 

[RedheadDane]

One can. But I don't have the guts to try that. Also, with contact lenses that I can sleep with and who never irritate me, it's almost as if I have a normal vision.

Same...
I don't even have the guts for contact lenses...

 

[tobydawq]

Same...
I don't even have the guts for contact lenses...

It took me a week after 15 years of wearing glasses to get used to them (especially taking them out) but I have to say that it's so much nicer than wearing glasses.

 

[staubsauger]

Same...
I don't even have the guts for contact lenses...

I mean girls with glasses look lovely don't they?

Me neither tbh. I would probably end up pricking out my own eyes in the morning frankly!