A coffee and a small Danish.

[Armchair cyclist]

I would like to declare myself President of the United Cakes.

Everyone gets cake!

(Except for people who make fun of my inability to do math, or call me old.)

What is someone is a scone guy?

 

[RedheadDane]

What is someone is a scone guy?

I'm only in charge of cakes, and the occasional cookie.

 

[topcat]

I’m a scone guy. I leant how to bake scones during lockdown. I’m domesticated, house trained and I bark once for yes and twice for no. I hope Quintana gets a team. ASO can go screw themselves.

 

[RedheadDane]

...and I bark once for yes and twice for no.

I thought you were a cat, not a dog. LIAR!

 

[gregrowlerson]

I thought you were a cat, not a dog. LIAR!

He is topcat....because he is the only cat that barks.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

I'm only in charge of cakes, and the occasional cookie.

What about teacakes? They're a bit like scones and have the word cake in the name!

 

[lemon cheese cake]

It would appear Taco van Der Hoorn has changed nationalities from the Netherlands and has now declared independence for Tacoland.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1619472926075686912

View: https://twitter.com/IntermarcheCW/status/1619472926075686912?t=qa9eoDFs3qpuk_dl2lUxOQ&s=19

 

[RedheadDane]

What about teacakes? They're a bit like scones and have the word cake in the name!

I hereby declare you in charge of teacakes and cheese cakes!

 

[lemon cheese cake]

I hereby declare you in charge of teacakes and cheese cakes!

It's an honour for you to award this to me!

 

[RedheadDane]

It's an honour for you to award this to me!

With your name, it was an obvious choice for me.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I hereby declare you in charge of teacakes and cheese cakes!

Can I be in charge of "dreamcakes"?

 

[RedheadDane]

Can I be in charge of "dreamcakes"?

You're in charge of honey cakes. What with your army of bees!

 

[topcat]

Can I be in charge of fruitcakes?

 

[RedheadDane]

Can I be in charge of fruitcakes?

I generally don't think it's advisable to put cats in charge of cakes.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I generally don't think it's advisable to put cats in charge of cakes.

You can also put them on top of a cake

 

[topcat]

I’m not actually a cat. Topcat- it’s a metaphor. Can I be in charge of metaphors?

 

[RedheadDane]

I’m not actually a cat. Topcat- it’s a metaphor. Can I be in charge of metaphors?

Sure, they're not cakes so I don't delegate who's in charge of those things.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Sure, they're not cakes so I don't delegate who's in charge of those things.

Who's in charge of Petits Fours then?

 

[RedheadDane]

Who's in charge of Petits Fours then?

Some French guy...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Some French guy...

I hope it's Pinot.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Who's in charge of Petits Fours then?

Four small people

I hope it's Pinot.

He would use goats milk in any cakes he makes.

 

[RedheadDane]

Four small people

Guess L. Martinez could be one of them... what do I even anymore?

 

[RedheadDane]

Oh, come on, now! These guys have entirely too many Stéphane Javalets among their staff!

Name	Functions
Tony Hurel	-
Stéphane Javalet	Sports Director
Simon Arnold	Ass. Sports Director
Simon Arnold	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphan Gaudry	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphan Gaudry	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphane Javalet	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphane Javalet	Team representative
Stéphane Javalet	Team representative

Fine, he can be both Sports Director and Team representative. However, I don't see how he can be both (main) Sports Director and Ass. Sports Director, is he gonna assist himself? I also don't see why he needs to be Team representative twice; how much representing is he gonna do?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Oh, come on, now! These guys have entirely too many Stéphane Javalets among their staff!

Name	Functions
Tony Hurel	-
Stéphane Javalet	Sports Director
Simon Arnold	Ass. Sports Director
Simon Arnold	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphan Gaudry	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphan Gaudry	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphane Javalet	Ass. Sports Director
Stéphane Javalet	Team representative
Stéphane Javalet	Team representative

Fine, he can be both Sports Director and Team representative. However, I don't see how he can be both (main) Sports Director and Ass. Sports Director, is he gonna assist himself? I also don't see why he needs to be Team representative twice; how much representing is he gonna do?

But there can only be one Tony Hurel!

 

[rallybanana]

DSM Development Team have more assistant sports directors than riders (and that's without any cloning)
Development Team DSM 2023 (procyclingstats.com)