Anagram game

[craig1985]

William Shakespeare - I am a weakish speller

I lol'd.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Libertine Seguros: SO TERRIBLE GENIUS

I can live with that...

Which race apparently make people throw some ODD TANTRUMS PRANK(s)?

Post Danmark Rundt.

How about:

APT VALOUR GLOAT
UTILIZE A HOARIER SKULK
TO VULGAR ABUSE
TOP-RANK IF SCORNFUL BOTCHERY
GOOD! CRAP! EGO-TRIP CLUTTERS

 

[RedheadDane]

DAMMIT! I thought I'd tricked ya tharr!

BTW, I'm HAD DEADENER

I really can't figure yours out...

 

[Granville57]

Libertine Seguros: SO TERRIBLE GENIUS

I can live with that...

Hold on. Not so fast.

As flattering as that may be, my own anagrammatic tarot readings have uncovered something quite different. There seems to be a very subtle, almost cryptic undertone at work here. Conveniently enough, the narrative fills itself in when seen in the proper light.

Libertine Seguros =

Linguist rose beer

It’s our single beer

Beer to uglier sins

Sunlit beer orgies

One is only left to wonder...

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

Well, the name DOES have a Libertine in it

 

[RedheadDane]

Well, Mr. rxqgxnyfz, I'd like to see your anagram-name!

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

GAOL VAST MAZUMA
ATOMS MUG ZAVALA

yeah, not all that interesting

Ha! Found a funny one:

Union Cycliste Internationale's anagram name is LARCENOUSLY INITIATE INNOCENT

 

[RedheadDane]

Where'd it those extra vowels from?

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

^- http://lmgtfy.com/?q=uci

 

[Granville57]

How about:

APT VALOUR GLOAT √
UTILIZE A HOARIER SKULK
TO VULGAR ABUSE √
TOP-RANK IF SCORNFUL BOTCHERY
GOOD! CRAP! EGO-TRIP CLUTTERS

APT VALOUR GLOAT = Volta a Portugal
TO VULGAR ABUSE = Vuelta a Burgos

But before I go nuts, is UTILIZE A HOARIER SKULK any sort of variation on KROZ HRVATSKU (Tour of Croatia) with something added?

 

[Libertine Seguros]

UTILIZE A HOARIER SKULK = Euskal Herriko Itzulia
TOP-RANK IF SCORNFUL BOTCHERY = Frankfurt-Eschborn City Loop
GOOD! CRAP! EGO-TRIP CLUTTERS = GP CTT Correios de Portugal

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

why not use full names or nicknames

Alberto Contador Velasco's anagram name is BLOATED VOLCANO CREATORS
orEl Pistolero's anagram name is POLITE LOSERJose Francisco Ventoso Alberdi's anagram name is REJOICE! *******'S FOOL CONNIVESDenis The Pope Menchov's anagram name is HE'S THE VIP DEMON PONCE

Robert The Condor Gesink's anagram name is SHOCKING OR BETTER DRONECadel Puppy Eyes Evans's anagram name is ENSLAVED YUPPY ESCAPETornado Tom Boonen's anagram name is TABOO MODERN ON NOT

Oscar Freire Gomez's anagram name is ORGASMIC OR FREEZEVincenzo Nibali's anagram name is AN INVINCIBLE OZKarl Thomas Henry Löfkvist's anagram name is HARM KNOTTY FLAK SHRIVELS
Tiago Jose Pinto Machado's anagram name is JOIN DAMAGE TO SOCIOPATH