While Kiwibus and Eskaltel hit the nail on the head, here goes...
so feeling better than someone else is somehow hypocritical? (regardless of ACF claiming that this is "absolutely correct"

) How so?
You're assuming that every vegetarian and vegan is sitting on a high-horse claiming they're saving the world, when there are a myraid of reasons people choose not to eat meat.
As for being natural for animals to eat animals, there are plenty of animals that are herbivores.
That you type this in a "serious note", the best response is in the words of John McEnroe: "you can't be serious"
no sh*t, there are times your ignorance is astounding... A vegetarian is someone who chooses to not consume meat. It has nothing to do with veganism, which will not see the active participant wearing leather or dealing with any animal product.
One's a dietary choice, while the other is a lifestyle - nothing hypocritical about either. So a vegetarian on a couch is not hypocritical, and you won't find a vegan buying one.
"Elephants taken off elephants"?? LOL.
Go on sport, find me a piano that's been produced in the last couple of decades with ivory keys
It's astounding how judgemental you are with so little to base that judgement on.
Time to go back to Talansky...