Answers to questions posed by the titles of songs…

[sienna]

e.g.
Q: Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
A: Of course I have I'm British.

Q: Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
A: Yes, I have a GPS.

 

[PatrickLeeds]

Is this the way to Amarillo?

F*£@ off!

 

[del1962]

Should I stay or should I go?

Stop dithering

 

[PatrickLeeds]

'Is it Love you're after?'

Love of course, now get your knickers off, Linda... Lorna? Whatever.

 

[the delgados]

"Where does my heart beat now?"--Celine Dion.

The same place it always has--in your fcuking chest.
Now please make it stop.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

"When will I see you again?"

9am Monday, we work together.




"Isn't She Lovely?"

I prefer brunettes myself.




"Is you is or is you ain't my baby?"

No mother. I have not been describable as a baby for about 45 years.



"Do you want to be in my gang?"

What? A bunch of paedophiles? No, defnitely not.

 

[BigMac]

'Can you tell me where my country lies?'

- In bankruptcy.

'What you gonna do when you get out of jail?'

- Find a way back in. The food was delicious.

 

[The Hitch]

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

Errrr, sure, why not, but why are you talking to me in the vous form?

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Do They Owe Us A Living? Depends on your political beliefs.
Are 'Friends' Electric? No, they aren't an adequate substitute for real companionship.
What Time Is Love? 11:15, approximately.
What Difference Does It Make? Depends on what to - it's made a significant difference to your bank balance, Morrissey...
Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With)? But of course, we wouldn't be human...
Wouldn't It Be Nice? Age comes soon enough, and once you're older you'll regret wishing your youth away.
(What's so Funny 'bout) Peace, Love and Understanding? It's not the concepts that are funny, it's your naïveté, Elvis.

 

[Christian]

Who put the bomp?

Friend of mine, actually - want me to introduce you some time?

 

[sienna]

Q; Why does it always rain on me?
A: 'Cause you're a wise and beautiful woman.

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Who put the bomp?

Friend of mine, actually - want me to introduce you some time?

And because you let them get away with that act of recklessness without having a word, they went and let the dogs out.

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Q: What is life?
Ans: Well, apparently it is cycling and it's forum.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

How Will I Know? (Whitney Houston)

When he's willing to wear a condom, that's when!

 

[sienna]

Q: Are you gonna go my way?
A: Maybe, what's in it for me?

 

[Cance > TheRest]

Q: Is There Anybody Out There?
A: Probably some place in the universe

 

[fatandfast]

Whip It...Devo
same as the question.. Whip it good!!

 

[Archibald]

What, no one's asked "Who let the dogs out?"

Probably whoever left the gate open...


'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'

No way, get f**ked, f**k off!

*(probably not understood by non-Aussies)

 

[Armchair cyclist]

"What's it all about, Alfie?"

It's about a young womanising man who leads a self-centred life, until events force him to question his uncaring behaviour and his priorities.

 

[carton]

The every U2 question is the same question version.Only one song title, though, I fudged the rules a bit.

Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
Yes, yes you did.

Who's gonna ride your wild horses?
Someone else. There's plenty of dudes out there.

Who's gonna take the place of me?
Anyone. Just about anyone at this point.

Who's gonna tame the heart of thee?
Not you, dude.

Oh, maybe tonight,I will be with you again?
Just let it go, dude.

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Nah, still the same.

If I crawl, if I come crawling home, will you be there?
No. This shouldn't be this hard to understand.

Ain't love the sweetest thing?
Nah, just annoying, dude.

What more in the name of love?
How about getting a life.

How long must we sing this song?
Until you stop. Please stop.

 

[Christian]

Who's got the crack?
Why do you want to know? Are you a cop? Cause legally you have to tell me if you're a cop.

Where next Columbus?
F' if I know

 

[Stingray34]

24 Hours From Tulsa

"OMG, Tulsa, what are you gonna do when Gene gets here???!!"

Is There Life On Mars?

"Oh yeah, and NASA knows all about it; the moon too!"

Have You Ever Been To Electric Ladyland?

"No, but lots of dudes have asked me to the male, ahem, equivalent. I needed stitches afterwards"

Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon

"Gee, it was easy getting away with that stuff in the 70's, huh."

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

"Paul, honey, it's 2016 - everyone will be watching us on Periscope."

Damn Right I Got The Blues

"It's really not your color - I'm thinking black with white polka dots."

Come Together/As You Are

"I don't need to be told twice!"

Three Times A Lady

"I have no idea what that means but I get disturbing thoughts of Lionel Ritchie everytime I hear it."

Welcome To My World

"Shake hands with beef."

Shake Hands With Beef

"Welcome to my world."