Armstrong's next career move?

[Oldman]

Following the Texas way of bike racing, former American pro Chann McRae championshipakes on a new career. Does the other Texan have what it takes? thttp://www.purefight.org/videos/covera ... eo/236697-

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Based on the recent photos, I'm guessing Lance is going to challenge this guy.

 

[battery89]

President Armstrong

 

[BroDeal]

Chris Carmichael and Armstrong will open a fat farm called CFFS (Carmichael Fat Farm Systems). They will charge people premium prices for information that can easily be found elsewhere.

 

[blackcat]

Following the Texas way of bike racing, former American pro Chann McRae championshipakes on a new career. Does the other Texan have what it takes? thttp://www.purefight.org/videos/covera ... eo/236697-

love cage fighting. And cage fighting in Texas, does not get any better.

 

[BikeCentric]

Win Leadville in the 35+ Clydesdale (AKA Masters Fatty) category.

 

[this_is_edie]

Replace McQuaid at the UCI.

 

[BikeCentric]

Or maybe open a bakery with Jan Ulrich.

 

[Glockers]

Or maybe open a bakery with Jan Ulrich.

Jan and Lance's Big Country Bakehouse

Customer of the Month January
Allan Davis
Customer of the month February
Allan Davis
Customer of the Month March
Oscar Perrerio

 

[karlboss]

Jan and Lance's Big Country Bakehouse

Customer of the Month January
Allan Davis
Customer of the month February
Allan Davis
Customer of the Month March
Oscar Perrerio

this made me smile

 

[Fourier]

Or maybe open a bakery with Jan Ulrich.

I would sooooooooooo go to that bakery,
Schwarzwaldkuchen + apple pie. Though I would change the name from "Jan and Lance's" to "Jance's". Any other suggestions?
BTW, Costumer of the month April:
Salvatore Comesso?

 

[Big GMaC]

BTW, Costumer of the month April:
Salvatore Comesso?

Only if the bread was thinly wrapped around a full leg of pork!

Who would be on the board of shame? Banned?

- The Chicken probably, just because he never goes!

 

[thehog]

I would sooooooooooo go to that bakery,
Schwarzwaldkuchen + apple pie. Though I would change the name from "Jan and Lance's" to "Jance's". Any other suggestions?
BTW, Costumer of the month April:
Salvatore Comesso?

In Lance's case its humble pie......

 

[L'arriviste]

President Armstrong

I think that this is a very serious possibility. If not all the way, then definitely something. A man that generates that much hot air can't just retire to a ranch and do charity work.

Look at this guy:

- He's Texan, a sportsperson, conventionally handsome and ubiquitous
- He's got the sort of backstory that appeals to a lot of folks
- He's very media-savvy, and most important of all ...
- He has a big old cupboard full of sketchy skeletons.

 

[42x16ss]

I think that this is a very serious possibility. If not all the way, then definitely something. A man that generates that much hot air can't just retire to a ranch and do charity work.

STOP!!! You are scaring me!!!

 

[BroDeal]

I think that this is a very serious possibility. If not all the way, then definitely something. A man that generates that much hot air can't just retire to a ranch and do charity work.

Look at this guy:

- He's Texan, a sportsperson, conventionally handsome and ubiquitous
- He's got the sort of backstory that appeals to a lot of folks
- He's very media-savvy, and most important of all ...
- He has a big old cupboard full of sketchy skeletons.

He does not believe in god, which means he cannot run as a Republican.
He has no education, which means he cannot run as a Democrat.
The last president with substandard intelligence, also from Texas, is viewed as the worst president since Buchanan.

 

[Anonymous]

I think that this is a very serious possibility. If not all the way, then definitely something. A man that generates that much hot air can't just retire to a ranch and do charity work.

Look at this guy:

- He's Texan, a sportsperson, conventionally handsome and ubiquitous
- He's got the sort of backstory that appeals to a lot of folks
- He's very media-savvy, and most important of all ...
- He has a big old cupboard full of sketchy skeletons.

Yep, agreed. Even his twittering was obviously PR with a view to a future political career, saying all "the right things", which is why I stopped bothering with them (he's veeeeeerrrry dull when not insulting Contador or Vaughters!).

And a political career will go one of two ways, either:

1. He's a great success, which and will build the most successful, extraordinary career on the back of a massive lie; or

2. When he starts playing with the big boys, they will uncover so much filth that the whole myth will come crumbling down around him and he will have to live in hiding from the millions of cancer survivors/relatives that he has hoodwinked.

 

[Anonymous]

He does not believe in god, which means he cannot run as a Republican.
He has no education, which means he cannot run as a Democrat.
The last president with substandard intelligence, also from Texas, is viewed as the worst president since Buchanan.

What are the chances of him having an epiphany in a couple of years?

 

[Big GMaC]

2. When he starts playing with the big boys, they will uncover so much filth that the whole myth will come crumbling down around him and he will have to live in hiding from the millions of cancer survivors/relatives that he has hoodwinked.

THIS will happen. And I am vindictive enough that I will enjoy watching it happen

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

I don't think I've ever seen such a negatively speculative thread. Anyway, a real answer without an unnecessary BS....he'll probably continue to manage or have some vested interest in a team, most likely the Trek Livestrong Team. I see him more as someone wanting to be involved with U23 riders rather than owning or managing a ProTour Team. He'll also continue to promote the LAF by making appearances and giving speeches as part of global cancer campaign.

Running for office? I hope not; he'll make a horrible elected official. He'll focus entirely on cancer legislation while overlooking all other aspects of governing.

 

[thehog]

He'll also continue to promote the LAF by making appearances and giving speeches as part of global cancer campaign....

...and getting paid large sums for doing it!! ha ha ha ha ha !!!

 

[Race Radio]

I am not sure but I do know it will include many women who look like his mother

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

True, but he'll make huge sums for the foundation as well.

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

...and getting paid large sums for doing it!! ha ha ha ha ha !!!

True, but he'll make huge sums for the foundation as well.

I am not sure but I do know it will include many women who look like his mother

Funny stuff.... haha

 

[Anonymous]

I am not sure but I do know it will include many women who look like his mother

...and a string of children with an absentee father....