Can this pickle win the TDF in 2011?

[Hugh Januss]

A pickle could never win a GT, what are you some kind of cuke?

 

[180mmCrank]

It might win but it would leave a sour taste in my mouth for sure.

 

[krebs303]

I may have to go with the pickled Jalapeno. I heard he's on the hot sauce

 

[Race Radio]

Funny that you should mentions pickles. I remember Sonny once told me Wonderboy was hung like a gherkin

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

I may have to go with the pickled Jalapeno. I heard he's on the hot sauce

Nah... You're gherkin my chain!

 

[Sanitiser]

Maybe not the TdF, but the conditions in the ToC will suit him.

 

[usedtobefast]

the TOC climb to Mt Baldy will turn him to relish

 

[krebs303]

If he gets Mustard and Onion to work with him he could be top hot dog

 

[skidmark]

I don't think he has what it takes on the climbs, and will be playing ketchup the whole time.

~cringe~

 

[krebs303]

Any way you slice it his chances are sandwiched between condimentts
and col cuts

 

[Runitout]

Why not, its a good pickle?

Or will it have to play second fiddle in a second rate TDF sandwich?

That cucumber isn't pickled. So it's not a pickle.

The Eskimo Exocet FTW.

 

[Roland Rat]

Sorry guys but I think we're headed for another scandal. A reliable sauce has told me that it thinks the gherkins are involved with gene doping. My sauce was in a well known fast-food joint recently with a gherkin who told my sauce that it had been subject to genetic modification against its will when it was young. He said a farmer would come and inject him on his base with something that made him get bigger and stronger. He thinks the farmer was called Chris Carmcdonald.

http://www.bioportfolio.com/resourc...Lactase-In-Cell-Culture-And-In-Seedlings.html

 

[Archibald]

Sorry guys but I think we're headed for another scandal. A reliable sauce has told me that it thinks the gherkins are involved with gene doping. My sauce was in a well known fast-food joint recently with a gherkin who told my sauce that it had been subject to genetic modification against its will when it was young. He said a farmer would come and inject him on his base with something that made him get bigger and stronger. He thinks the farmer was called Chris Carmcdonald.

http://www.bioportfolio.com/resourc...Lactase-In-Cell-Culture-And-In-Seedlings.html

wasn't he recently seen with Michele Ferrari?

 

[happychappy]

It's certainly more interesting than the Schleck clones.

 

[Cobblestoned]

No one will beat the original "Spreewaldgurke"

 

[Mambo95]

Who is this pickle riding for? His kit looks like old Liquigas or new Europcar.

If it's Liquigas, then no chance, he'll be a domestic at best. Probably won't make the team.

If it's Europcar, then he'll be co-leader with Voeckler, so in with a shout. Is he French? If so, he'll be hailed as the next great hope and get a big fat contract for the next six years.

 

[180mmCrank]

Is it true that Peter Piper has been brought in to pick the pickled domestics?

 

[krebs303]

I think we can all agree that he will win due higher cadence, dill-igence and kosher diet.

 

[Cobblestoned]

Who is this pickle riding for? His kit looks like old Liquigas or new Europcar.

If it's Liquigas, then no chance, he'll be a domestic at best. Probably won't make the team.

If it's Europcar, then he'll be co-leader with Voeckler, so in with a shout. Is he French? If so, he'll be hailed as the next great hope and get a big fat contract for the next six years.

Team is still a secret. That is the sprinters jersey at a junior-pickle GT.

This pickle is the new cannibale and can win everything. Sprints, TTs, mountaintop finishes, classics, cobbled classics.
He will enter the pro-circus @le Tour, to built him up carefully.

 

[Mambo95]

Is it true that Peter Piper has been brought in to pick the pickled domestics?

No, that's Allan Peiper.

 

[usedtobefast]

Team Pickle presentation

Team Pickle logo

 

[Mambo95]

I don't mean to alarm you, but someone in 'The Clinic' section has said that this pickle has shown signs of being able to turn the pedals around and therefore he is a doper. Case closed - no arguements, fanboys.

 

[Sofía_]

Team Pickle presentation

Team Pickle logo

Way more fun than Leopard-Trek presentation.

 

[Jamsque]

Team Pickle presentation

Team Pickle logo

Didn't you get the PR memo? We're supposed to write it TEAM-PickLé.

 

[Ferminal]

I don't mean to alarm you, but someone in 'The Clinic' section has said that this pickle has shown signs of being able to turn the pedals around and therefore he is a doper. Case closed - no arguments, fanboys.

Well it's either dope or cadence.

(Better edit your post before TFF catches you).