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Bala Verde said:
I was thinking along the lines:

"Aren't you having a blast?"

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"I don't only spray when I am on top (of the podium)"

I was thinking.... "Here's a preview of what will come later"

+1 on the greatest thread ever comment too.
 
Jun 19, 2009
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Bala Verde said:
Since this is going to turn into the greatest thread ever, we'll have to continue with a new "caption this" moment:

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"What is this? Spanish Cava? I am French and will only toast with proper Champagne. It ees but a short jump to my room where it is already chilled. We can slip you out of those wet clothes, no?
 
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riobonito92 said:
Miss Scotland to Cav: Is it true that lead out men go hard then pull out at the last minute?

Along the same lines....

Cav to Ms Scotland: "I am really amazing for about 10 seconds"
 
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riobonito92 said:
Miss Scotland to Cav: Is it true that lead out men go hard then pull out at the last minute?

Along the same lines: "In cycling, they are called 'lead out' men. Tonight you can call them my 'fluffers.'"
 
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usedtobefast said:
i hate these Le Mans starts, don't you?:D

hehe good one!

"(Guy with the cap): Wait, I think I found a fossil!"

"Augustyn: Are you sure this is what Pantani had to do to become a mountain goat?"
 
El Imbatido said:
Mark Cavendish was seen with Miss Scotland the other day to send off 100 riders taking part in the Right to Play Edinburgh to London Challenge Ride.

Now the game is to caption what Mr Cavendish would have said to Miss Scotland. :D:p:rolleyes:

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Photo by: Peter Kelly

Are those Bugle boy shorts you're wearing?
 
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El Imbatido said:
Ok, new caption:

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To self: they don't notice it...well, they probably think I stepped in a mut puddle..better say something..."Dang MUD!! ALL THIS MUD I GOT ON ME...CRAZY!"
 
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El Imbatido said:
Ok, new caption:

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Where the hell does that cadaverous smell come from? I am trying to compete in a marathon. The least they could have done was flush the sewer...


or

I hate the stench of the [fill in your favorite city marathon] sewers.

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glad I am not wearing white undies... they'd be ruined.