Caption This

[El Imbatido]

Mark Cavendish was seen with Miss Scotland the other day to send off 100 riders taking part in the Right to Play Edinburgh to London Challenge Ride.

Now the game is to caption what Mr Cavendish would have said to Miss Scotland.

Photo by: Peter Kelly

Ok, ill start:

Cav to Miss Scotland: 'Will you be my lead-out man' or 'lead-out men ride on the drops'

 

[mihaibu]

Cav to Miss Scotland: "Is any good that Sram gruppo?"

 

[Bala Verde]

Cav to MisScotland: "Wanna sprint me to the next telephone pole?"

 

[pedaling squares]

"Nice legs! Wanna join our train?"

 

[DonTickles]

Cav to Miss Scotland: Show me your ti.. ti.. ti.. time trialing position...

OR

Cav to Miss Scotland: Your kit isn't very aero, you should come back to my place and I'll hook you up...

OR

Cav to Miss Scotland: What's your cycling computer say? 8 mph? Haha I can go way faster than you, loser.

 

[Anonymous]

Cav to Ms Scotland: 8PM room 345, and don't forget the Haggis and baby oil.

 

[Leshoops]

Cav to Miss S: It's OK, they will airbrush out the stabilisers...

 

[Anonymous]

she looks more like drew barrymore to me..

shouldnt she be in the babes on bikes section?

drew barrymore to cav "are they padded shorts or are you pleased to see me"

 

[rgmerk]

Cav: You look a bit wobbly on that bike...do you ride for Silence-Lotto, by any chance?

 

[Race Radio]

Walkies!

 

[Cobber]

Walkies!

We have a winner!

 

[Laszlo]

Cav: You don't mind if I draft you a bit ? I'm feeling a bit worn...

 

[knewcleardaze]

Nice legs, shame about the face.

 

[53 x 11]

I'm sure he said something but with that accent who would have listened?

 

[Oldman]

Cav: what I said before about being a fast finisher, I meant in my profession, you know; not like when you'd do something else.

Miss Scotland: whatever...where's that tall, good looking American Tyler? I like guys with red hair.

 

[Ibanez]

Cav: what I said before about being a fast finisher, I meant in my profession, you know; not like when you'd do something else.

Miss Scotland: whatever...where's that tall, good looking American Tyler? I like guys with red hair.

She's Scottish! UK girls dont dig the ginger too much I can attest to that.

Although I still like the caption

 

[Ibanez]

Cav: I won the Milan San Remo this year, don't you know.
Soct: Is that a nightclub?

 

[flyor64]

Cav: I won the Milan San Remo this year, don't you know.
Soct: Is that a nightclub?

This one gets my vote!

I can only imagine him trying to explain just how amazing that is...and her literally not listening to, nor understanding, a word of it...(most of us can attest to this while trying explain this passion of ours to our signficant others...)

 

[phessler]

Cav: So did you hear about the blond that ...

 

[franciep10]

Cav: I might be a fast finisher on the bike, but not in bed

 

[Bala Verde]

Since this is going to turn into the greatest thread ever, we'll have to continue with a new "caption this" moment:

 

[irishpiratejohn]

Since this is going to turn into the greatest thread ever, we'll have to continue with a new "caption this" moment:

POW! Right in the kisser!

 

[El Imbatido]

Anthony Roux to podium girl: You think your wet now? Come back to my room later and i'll show you what wet really is

 

[Ibanez]

In a bizarre turn of events young Anthony Roux, being French and thus unused to proper podium etiquette, coats Alejandro Valverde's pregnant visiting wife in champagne having mistaken her for a podium girl.





Its not the green bullets wife, and I doubt she is pregnant but I couldnt think of any other way to get a dig at the French in there

 

[Bala Verde]

I was thinking along the lines:

"Aren't you having a blast?"

or

"I don't only spray when I am on top (of the podium)"