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[pastronef]

Velominati inspection for Rule #7:
Tan lines should be cultivated and kept razor sharp

ah yes, those BS rules
someone had time to write them, instead of going out riding

 

[Benotti69]

I so looooooove you stem........

 

[Beech Mtn]

(Photo from Murdoch Mysteries)

Coach: ...Gordonstoun...Muscular Christianity...boat races...Oxbridge...
Rider: What does any of this have to do with cycling? And what's in that bottle anyway?
Coach: Don't ask questions. Just drink it all. You'll turn into a Tour winner overnight. Close your eyes and think of England.
[starts humming theme from "Chariots of Fire"]

Rider in Background: Who is this new motivational coach Sir Dave has hired? He's bizarre. Why did I ever switch from a Kenyan license?
Maybe I can become Kazakhstani next. When Vino tells his guys to "make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan," at least he doesn't sing Chariots of Fire at them.

 

[42x16ss]

FFS! It's about time this Kerrison **** actually learned to ride a bike!

 

[Aapjes]

 

[Jspear]

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Mate! They peleton have already had to tell Mark about rule number 7 when he was waiting with Kristoff at KBK.

According to rule 7:
Tan lines should be cultivated and kept razor sharp

 

[Akuryo]

 

[Microchip]

Re:

"Hope I can get to the grocery before it closes. Now, what was it again??...a loaf of bread, a stick of butter, and a container of milk...a loaf of bread... ... ..."

 

[Jspear]

Re:

Ah I love Specialized...innovate or die, aero is everything, fact carbon, smoother is faster...taking things to the new level.

 

[King Boonen]

Re:

I'm not sure this basket is big enough for Betancurs' lunch...

 

[Jspear]

Re: Re:

I'm not sure this basket is big enough for Betancurs' lunch...

Haha that's mean and funny.

 

[Jspear]

 

[Archibald]

Re:

Brad: "nice job on hiding your stem. Froomey's going nuts that he can't see it!"

 

[King Boonen]

Re:

Contador finds the alien probe used to extract his power data more pleasurable than he first thought it would be.

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Re:

News just in! Movistar were attacked yesterday. When out practising the Tour de France cobbles Quintana and his team mates were intercepted by a ship from outer space. This is not comfirmed, as the team car might have been on steroids.

 

[Archibald]

Re: Re:

News just in! Movistar were attacked yesterday. When out practising the Tour de France cobbles Quintana and his team mates were intercepted by a ship from outer space. This is not comfirmed, as the team car might have been on steroids.

suspected of being in league with a certain other alien that lurks around the peloton... senor Froome

 

[RedheadDane]

Re:

Movistar reveals their new team-vehicle!

 

[Akuryo]

Re: Re:

Movistar reveals their new team-vehicle!

Unzué must've thought that the Orica-teambus just wasn't big enough.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

 

[King Boonen]

Damn it!! I said we shouldn't have beans for breakfast!

 

[Akuryo]

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Re:

Etixx take team work to another level.

 

[Microchip]