Contador's head

[Angliru]

Who said HGH only leads to head and jaw enlargements?

You obviously haven't been around many African-American women. I'll try to keep this in pg-13 terms: large, round derrieres are quite common and that is without any clinical enhancements.

 

[function]

You obviously haven't been around many African-American women. I'll try to keep this in pg-13 terms: large, round derrieres are quite common and that is without any clinical enhancements.

This is The Clinic, where if some internet athlete doesn't have legs or a glutes that big, whilst a woman(!) does, it's conclusive evidence of doping.

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

I know that wrestler 'The Rock' took so many drugs that he started lactating and in the end had to have breast reduction surgery.

Harry Aikines-Aryeetey (UK 100m sprinter) looks like he is mid-realignment. Most people with breasts that big are featured in the babes on bikes thread.

 

[sniper]

You obviously haven't been around many African-American women. I'll try to keep this in pg-13 terms: large, round derrieres are quite common and that is without any clinical enhancements.

Round derrieres, doubtlessly, but come on, Serena's derriere, that's a whole different ballgame. That *** of hers is multifunctional between a bookshelf and a quarterpipe...

 

[Velodude]

I know that wrestler 'The Rock' took so many drugs that he started lactating and in the end had to have breast reduction surgery.

Harry Aikines-Aryeetey (UK 100m sprinter) looks like he is mid-realignment. Most people with breasts that big are featured in the babes on bikes thread.

The secondary test would have the photo lower to reveal if his appendage was relatively diminutive!

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

The secondary test would have the photo lower to reveal if his appendage was relatively diminutive!

From what I've heard from some programmed track and field sprinters, the appendage does quite well.

Unfortunately it's the 'kiwis' that wither away...

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

Well the claim is that testosterone gives you a priapism. Apparently, riders in a state of 'some excitement' are showing side effects of a T-patch.

 

[veganrob]

You obviously haven't been around many African-American women. I'll try to keep this in pg-13 terms: large, round derrieres are quite common and that is without any clinical enhancements.

Not that freaking big. And for a world class athlete. No way. I wouldn't touch that with your pole.

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

Not that freaking big. And for a world class athlete. No way. I wouldn't touch that with your pole.

Well, that's odd... I find her kinda hot...

Maybe the Rabo boys do, too...

 

[Velodude]

From what I've heard from some programmed track and field sprinters, the appendage does quite well.

Unfortunately it's the 'kiwis' that wither away...

The staff neither develops or decreases with steroids. However the two hanging offsiders and wrapping shrink making the total package looking dwarfed.

 

[veganrob]

Well, that's odd... I find her kinda hot...

Maybe the Rabo boys do, too...

"Is that a banana in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Dr. Maserati]

The staff neither develops or decreases with steroids. However the two hanging offsiders and wrapping shrink making the total package looking dwarfed.

What happens if you have only one ki..... oh, never mind.

Well, that's odd... I find her kinda hot...

Maybe the Rabo boys do, too...

Tell you what, I wish my calfs looked that good.

 

[Angliru]

Round derrieres, doubtlessly, but come on, Serena's derriere, that's a whole different ballgame. That *** of hers is multifunctional between a bookshelf and a quarterpipe...

I'm quite certain if you were to do a search on the word "booty" and add "photos" you'd find a multitude of similar or even larger. She's a big-boned girl wearing a form-fitting dress. You folks in the clinic are quite bizarre.

 

[Angliru]

Well, that's odd... I find her kinda hot...

Maybe the Rabo boys do, too...

Certainly being in the presence of some of the quality race help of the opposite sex can possibly be a cause too.

 

[Parrulo]

I'm quite certain if you were to do a search on the word "booty" and add "photos" you'd find a multitude of similar or even larger. She's a big-boned girl wearing a form-fitting dress. You folks in the clinic are quite bizarre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRXdTsMbqC8

 

[Angliru]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRXdTsMbqC8

Youtube blocked on the job. I'll have to check it out at home.

 

[Andynonomous]

Wayne Odesnik. Tennis player who was caught importing HGH. and syringes, into Australia.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=5087155

 

[Microchip]

Honestly! How could I have missed this thread when it first came out!! I'm only on page 8!! Gotta go back and read the rest. I totally appreciate that there's a valid topic; and the comical responses are so funny that my workmate asked me if I was alright. I read two responses for her and it had the same effect (which could have also stemmed from my not being able to read them properly!).

Unfortunately I must return to work....so sad...!

 

[doperhopper]

His head is the clearest evidence (aside from the positive control) this guy is doped to the gills.

there's no justice in the world - how comes that anti-UNIBALLER front just cannot use the same statement (see, "doped to the gill" - just sounds funny, not as a serious bashing)

 

[Microchip]

Always thought that Alberto's physical stature makes him look far more like a jockey than a bike racer. Although...these guys aren't even as compact-looking as he is.

 

[LaFlorecita]

Always thought that Alberto's physical stature makes him look far more like a jockey than a bike racer. Although...these guys aren't even as compact-looking as he is.

Now you really make me want to know how tall you are...

 

[Angliru]

Always thought that Alberto's physical stature makes him look far more like a jockey than a bike racer. Although...these guys aren't even as compact-looking as he is.

If I'm not mistaken Contador is 5'-9" tall. How does that make him comparable to a jockey?

 

[LaFlorecita]

if i'm not mistaken contador is 5'-9" tall. How does that make him comparable to a jockey?

+1
............

 

[Microchip]

Ohh! "Stature" not the correct word, as I'm not referring to his height at all. Plus 5 foot 9 is tall. I meant his size and body; he's got this triangular shape, very compact, very lean and light looking, the kind you see on the saddle of a horse, not a bike.

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

Ohh! "Stature" not the correct word, as I'm not referring to his height at all. Plus 5 foot 9 is tall. I meant his size and body; he's got this triangular shape, very compact, very lean and light looking, the kind you see on the saddle of a horse, not a bike.

He only eats horses, doesn't ride them...