Current Peloton Personalities

[TrudyTas]

Spartacus, the sperm hurricane.

- very amusing

Suggestions for the following, anyone:
friendliest (Jens again ...???)
coolest (A&F Schleck - well, their saddles anyway ...???)
geekiest
nerdiest
classiest (perhaps Cipollini in his designer TT suits )
humblest (antithesis of RR and you know who ..., or don't these dudes make it into the peloton at all ??? )

 

[53 x 11]

friendliest: Depends on if your a male or female. Italian pro's tend to get VERY friendly towards female spectators.
coolest: Pozzato or Luis Sanchez, they both just are made to race.
geekiest: Zabriski = geeky weirdo
classiest: see coolest.
humblest: I chatted to Tim Duggan on a training ride during the TDU. His story was pretty amazing and seemed like a good guy.
Toughest: Adam Hansen the crocodile man.

 

[elapid]

- very amusing

Suggestions for the following, anyone:
friendliest (Jens again ...???)
coolest (A&F Schleck - well, their saddles anyway ...???)
geekiest
nerdiest
classiest (perhaps Cipollini in his designer TT suits )
humblest (antithesis of RR and you know who ..., or don't these dudes make it into the peloton at all ??? )

Nerdiest: Fignon
Humblest: Sastre
Coolest: Cipollini
Friendliest: Have to agree, Jens
Classiest: Contador has shown a load of this recently

 

[ak-zaaf]

Friendliest: Have to agree, Jens

jens 'i get paid to hurt people, how cool is that' voigt?

 

[elapid]

jens 'i get paid to hurt people, how cool is that' voigt?

OK - friendliest off the bike!

 

[danyela]

jens 'i get paid to hurt people, how cool is that' voigt?

It's just his way of having fun!

 

[TrudyTas]

jens 'i get paid to hurt people, how cool is that' voigt?

Cyclists seem to enjoy torturing themselves, so Jens is being friendly when he hurts them - giving them what they want

 

[hayleyy]

most unfriendly to team: Alberto Contador

 

[beroepsrenner]

who's in line for the ugliest award?

 

[hayleyy]

who's in line for the ugliest award?

if you ask me, theres too many that could go there
but the best looking is andy schleck

 

[ak-zaaf]

who's in line for the ugliest award?

?

 

[TrudyTas]

who's in line for the ugliest award?

If he was still in the peloton it would have to be Kohl - that's the real reason he retired, even being a top cyclist he couldn't get the girls

 

[TrudyTas]

?

Is that Kohl's father???

 

[auscyclefan94]

I LOL'd

Most Bad A$S = Bos

don't take this the wrong way but for an australian you really seem to hate cadel evans. why is that so?

 

[TrudyTas]

how about
nosiest = Pierrick Fedrigo
highest = Tom Boonen
luckiest = Oscar Pereiro

 

[beroepsrenner]

?

He's got to be a belgian......probably a relative of Freddy Maertens

 

[ak-zaaf]

He's got to be a belgian......probably a relative of Freddy Maertens

really, nobody???

let's make a quiz out of it . the winner get's a ':X' private message

hint: he did top-5 in the tour once.

 

[TrudyTas]

He's got to be a belgian......probably a relative of Freddy Maertens

I can see what you mean ...

http://www.roadcyclinguk.com/news/images/FM2-hi.jpg

 

[Balleballe]

really, nobody???

let's make a quiz out of it . the winner get's a ':X' private message

hint: he did top-5 in the tour once.

Wout Wagtmans!

 

[usedtobefast]

what was this thread about? i have laughing since page one. how about most likely to hit the deck?
1 menchov
2 dave z.
3

 

[TrudyTas]

what was this thread about? i have laughing since page one. how about most likely to hit the deck?
1 menchov
2 dave z.
3

would that be clumsiest?
How about clumsiest in a TT = Rasmussen

 

[ak-zaaf]

Wout Wagtmans!

we have a winner

 

[ak-zaaf]

what was this thread about? i have laughing since page one. how about most likely to hit the deck?
1 menchov
2 dave z.
3

frank schleck
belgian commentators in the tour when the breakaway group was on a wet curvy descent:

-ai
-what?
-i just realized frank schleck also has to take this descent

 

[St. Elia]

who's in line for the ugliest award?

Lets get honest here, emaciated pro riders with concave chests and arms the sizes of my wife's when she was 16. Could be just about any one in the peloton. I don't see many of these guys being pin ups any time soon.

So flirtiest=horniest?
Cockiest= Cav formally RM

 

[flyor64]

Lets get honest here, emaciated pro riders with concave chests and arms the sizes of my wife's when she was 16. Could be just about any one in the peloton. I don't see many of these guys being pin ups any time soon.

So flirtiest=horniest?
Cockiest= Cav formally RM

+1. Reminds me of that IMBA poster a few years ago. It was pretty dang funny...