Cyclists fighting

[Eric8-A]

The first fight I saw between two cyclists was pretty funny. I don't know if it was because of the cleets, but it seemed like they couldn't balance themselves right. And it was mainly jersey pulling and hits in the head that were blindly thrown. Also, I don't think we can forget Carlos Barredo vs Rui Costa at the Tour.

Theoretically, I wanna see what you people think when we put two cyclists up against each other.

I'll start.

Andre Greipel vs Thor Hushovd

 

[ksmith]

Hinault against anyone

 

[Eric8-A]

Vs Pedro Delgado

 

[laziali]

Ogrady v cadel (stuey hates the little muppet)
Hinault v lemond ('86)
Jelle Nijdam v the peleton (jelle would win)
Vanderaden v Kelly (ultimate hard men at P-R)

 

[Eric8-A]

Andre Greipel vs Mark Cavendish

The gorilla would beat Cavendish to a pulp

 

[veganrob]

Andy v Alberto (AC takes him down in a hilarious slapfest)

 

[Polyarmour]

Barredo vs Costa looked like two praying mantis's fighting.

 

[scribe]

The Badger vs LeMond

 

[Neworld]

Vino vs Ekimov

NW

 

[barn yard]

mcewen vs any punter off the street, i reckon he would be an absolute beast in a punch up

 

[joe_papp]

I fought one of Vino's teammates...

I fought one of Vino's Kazakh teammates at the finish of a tough, windy stage in the Vuelta a Chile. It was caught on tape, reported around the country, scored a draw, was the catalyst for our getting arrested, hauled off to the police station, booted from the race, fined 200 Swiss francs each and made to apologize to the UCI commissaire just like FL had to apologize to HV.

Seriously.

Look:

My cyclingnews.com diary from that race is here, I think...

 

[Eric8-A]

I fought one of Vino's Kazakh teammates at the finish of a tough, windy stage in the Vuelta a Chile. It was caught on tape, reported around the country, scored a draw, was the catalyst for our getting arrested, hauled off to the police station, booted from the race, fined 200 Swiss francs each and made to apologize to the UCI commissaire just like FL had to apologize to HV.

Seriously.

Look:

My cyclingnews.com diary from that race is here, I think...

What if your fight was with Vino instead of his teammate? Vino did some time in the service no?

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

What if your fight was with Vino instead of his teammate? Vino did some time in the service no?

All able bodied males in Soviet Union did time in service.

 

[Oldman]

Farrar vs Cavendish, off the bike. It'd be brief.

 

[Sanitiser]

Lance vs Landis (before he retired, after he spilt all)

 

[icefire]

Gozález Arrieta & Leonardo Sierra. Vuelta 95, stage 4. It was so epic that it's been tagged by youtube as inappropriate content:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwKaeWkYbqk


Edit: just found another video link that doesn't require sign in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgnn-Ilg4o

 

[Chuffy]

mcewen vs any punter off the street, i reckon he would be an absolute beast in a punch up

Quite right, never under estimate a midget nutter.

 

[BroDeal]

Quite right, never under estimate a midget nutter.

What happens when McEwen and Cavendouche mix it up? Which one loses some of his inferiority complex when he realizes that he is half and inch taller than the other?

 

[MR_Sarcastic]

Roberto Gaggioli vs Anybody.

 

[Echoes]

There's already been such a thread, I guess.


Groenendaal vs Nys:

Groenendaal vs Spectator:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwRJnui8-hc

Wellens vs Spectator:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=salfFYuinwY

 

[guilder]

I'd like to see a fight to the death between

Thomas Voeckler vs. Bernhard Kohl

winner fights Tyler Hamilton

 

[JeffreyPerry]

Cancellara vs Hushovdd...
Hushovd wins in a knock em out drag em out pure **** whoopin!

 

[Oldman]

Roberto Gaggioli vs Anybody.

Gag always brought the wood to any confrontation....

 

[shawnrohrbach]

A cyclist fighting a car...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2014222740_redmond_bicyclist_charged_with.html

...and being charged.