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Describe a rider in three words

Aug 13, 2010
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Ok, so try and describe a cyclist in three words.

All you need to do is describe the rider nominated from the previous post in three words and then you can nominate the next one (Can be from past or present.). Riders can be re-nominated if you so wish.

For instance

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Poster 1
Nominate:Michal Kwiatkowski

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Poster 2
Michal Kwiatkowski: Rainbow jersey winner
Nominate: Johan Museeuw
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Johan Museeuw: Lion of Flanders
Nominate: Alejandro Valverde

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etc...


This is not a thread for commenting. I will ask the mods to delete anything else as off-topic. In the event of multiple people posting for the same rider the first person to post wins and their nomination should be followed.

Extra points for humour and/or genuinely informative descriptions.


Let's start with

Nominate:philippe Gilbert
 
Aug 4, 2010
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Don't be late Pedro said:
Ok, so try and describe a cyclist in three words.

All you need to do is describe the rider nominated from the previous post in three words and then you can nominate the next one (Can be from past or present.). Riders can be re-nominated if you so wish.

For instance

...
Poster 1
Nominate:Michal Kwiatkowski

---
Poster 2
Michal Kwiatkowski: Rainbow jersey winner
Nominate: Johan Museeuw
---

Johan Museeuw: Lion of Flanders
Nominate: Alejandro Valverde

---

etc...


This is not a thread for commenting. I will ask the mods to delete anything else as off-topic. In the event of multiple people posting for the same rider the first person to post wins and their nomination should be followed.

Extra points for humour and/or genuinely informative descriptions.


Let's start with

Nominate:philippe Gilbert
Great thread :)

Phillipe Gilbert: The Cauberg Master
Nominate: Peter Sagan
 
Jul 6, 2012
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Sagan: Tinkoff Masturbation Material
Nominate: Johnny Hoogerland

Edit: Damnit, beaten!