Gnomes (and other irrelavancies) on bikes

[krebs303]

they're naked

 

[Anonymous]

 

[scribe]

Radioshack training camp.

 

[usedtobefast]

what bike?

 

[Hugh Januss]

OK many of these posts are very much off topic and I have a good mind to report each and every one of them. This is about gnomes, don't make me fill up the mod's inboxes with a bunch of complaints.
To get back on topic.

 

[Hugh Januss]

And since this thread probably needs it .....an oversized picture.
It's OK you can thank me later.

 

[brianf7]

Carefull Thats not a Gnome it a Leprechaun UCI consultant who the irishman gets all his advice on UCI rules.

Dont cross him.

 

[Fourier]

OK many of these posts are very much off topic and I have a good mind to report each and every one of them. This is about gnomes, don't make me fill up the mod's inboxes with a bunch of complaints.
To get back on topic.

The thread title makes mention to "other irrelevancies" so as long as it has a bike on it, the post is valid.

 

[krebs303]

why do I have a problem with gnome thread? That's because it influences the way gnomes are seen. You sit here and confirm to each other that it is ok to view gnomes as objects who only exist for you to have something to **** over. Whether you are conscious about it or not, that attitude will transfer into how you act towards gnomes that you meet.

 

[Anonymous]

this thread is becoming a little gnomoerotic

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

 

[Archibald]

beat me to it

cool, magic spokes!

 

[sublimit]

Looks like a derny rider at the commonwealths on a bad day.
Probably end up at team Pegasus.

 

[Straßenrennen]

wiggins at racing weight.

 

[trompe le monde]

Before anyone starts to conjure up any ill-advised erotic thoughts about the bear, she is clearly under age as that is not the backpack of someone over 16.

 

[Hawkwood]

wiggins at racing weight.

Still think he could lose a bit more weight

 

[Fourier]

I thought it was a 3rd Schleck brother.

 

[Roland Rat]

Scott SoCal's other suggestion - beer and bab... ermmm... gnomes:

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Anonymous]

more gnomes.. somewhere..

Gnomes target teens for sex

Tenji: "Potted Shrimp. Gnomes are using young girls as 'mules' to smuggle the stuff into the country from Norway."
Neve: "I meant the gnomes."
Tenji: "Sterilise the lot of them!"
Neve: "Isn't that a bit drastic?"
Tenji: "No."

Neve: "Why target teenage girls?"
Tenji: "Fresh eggs."
Neve: "Eggs?"
Tenji: "Look, it's no good rogering some thirty-something housewife whose fallopian tubes are as empty as a eunuch's trousers. These gnomes are after prime breeding stock."
Neve: "Good heavens! I thought it was just about the sex."
Tenji: (disapprovingly) "A sad commentary on your prurient and dare I say, self-indulgent generation, Ms Milgo. No, these gnomes are hell-bent on breeding a ******* race of half-gnomes possessed of all the cunning of their sires but a good bit longer in the leg."
Neve: "Wow..."
Tenji: "Let us not forget Snow White! This lovely girl stands 5' 11" in her designer-stockinged feet; the average gnome less than three feet in his cheap, plastic boots. These ******* gnomes will be able to reach the top shelf in newsagents, peer over our garden walls with their shifty little eyes and poke their fishing rods in our faces!"
Neve: "Gosh!"

 

[trompe le monde]

more gnomes.. somewhere..

Gnomes target teens for sex

Oddly enough, women can purchase gnome themed thongs. The sign of a latent dwarfish-Santa Claus fetish or a thinly disguised promotion of a woman's fondness for less-endowed males?

 

[L'arriviste]

The thing that freaks me out more is how into it the crowd is.

 

[trompe le monde]