Goodbye

[Michielveedeebee]

It's 11:00 am in Houston.

How are the European guys doing in the lava swimming and earthquake chaos? I just checked foxnews.com and this is what they have up:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/21/christian-movement-prepares-doomsday/

Of course, they will have the same nutjobs up the next time some numbers multiply up to give them a reason to act like nutjobs.

Kinda like how the same people that get US foreign policy wrong over and over keep being held up as "experts" by the MSM.

I need a beer.

I just got a giant crater in the garden

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

OH my gosh, just realized it was supposed to happen at 6 p.m, and it is now past that! I'm still here, so obviously I'm not one of the saved....

Haven't noticed any natural disasters either -- yet!

Susan

 

[mewmewmew13]

I plan to party like it's 1999, creating a time vortex to insulate me from the rapture

edit: ETA is 6am American Samoa Time. That will be 10am PDT so I'm thinking Mimosas and the 1812 Overture out on the front deck

It's now 10:09 am in Colorado...Krebs are you out on the deck with music blaring yet?? good luck

 

[Archibald]

ACF just posted at 13:37 CET.

Since ACF is in Melbourne, ACF should be dead and/or raptured by now.

erm 6pm = 18:00 and he's been awful quiet...

then again it's nearly 8.30pm here and a pleasant sunset, so I guess it's not this time.

although by the law of averages, one of these doomsdayers is bound to get it right sooner or later

 

[ChrisE]

OH my gosh, just realized it was supposed to happen at 6 p.m, and it is now past that! I'm still here, so obviously I'm not one of the saved....

Haven't noticed any natural disasters either -- yet!

Susan

I'm glad you are safe Susan. I was praying for you just in case; not sure how much good that did since apparently the end of the world was determined by God to be May 21. So, I was asking him to not do what he had already decided to do.

Also, I was kinda fumbling around with the prayer since it is something new to me. I stopped praying when I was younger when I finally realized God would not deliver the latest Playboy playmate in the flesh to my bedroom at the first of each month.

I can't even get the forum denizens to see my point about GL, so how can I convince God to change that date or call off the catastrophe altogether? Maybe RR got him to see the light, no pun intended.

Anyway, it's about 2:30 pm here so I've got at least 3.5 hours to live. I find it hard to believe that if God spared those euros, that he would allow this to happen to Texas. I'm going to go shopping for a new pitching wedge to kill the time, or maybe go to the redneck bar across the way that is infested with trucks sporting confederate flags on their rear windows. I usually just see them when I drive by church in the morning, but this is a special occasion and I want to be near the action. I'm wearing the Tour t-shirt I bought when I was in Paris to see the end of the 08 tour. I hope that doesn't get my *** kicked, though I stopped shaving my legs when I hung up the bike 10 years ago.

Good luck to all!

 

[redtreviso]

My neighbors were out working in the yard at 5....I thought I'd watch them and if they got raptured I would go see if there was anything worth stealing in their house.. Oh well..

 

[craig1985]

Nothing yet, and I feel robbed.

 

[krebs303]

The Rapture has been Ruptured.

 

[knewcleardaze]

Every day is the end of the world for some people.

 

[Thomsena]

How unlucky are these fallas? Fails to predict doomsday by one single day...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13489944

 

[Alpe d'Huez]

Whew, we made it! I don't know if you guys heard, but Randy "Macho Man" Savage apparently died in order to save us from the Rapture.

 

[patricknd]

Whew, we made it! I don't know if you guys heard, but Randy "Macho Man" Savage apparently died in order to save us from the Rapture.

now that's art

 

[rickshaw]

Say what you want

All you cynics... but I got a visit from the tooth fairy!

 

[Michielveedeebee]

our dear preacher miscalculated, he now says we'll die on October 21

 

[Bala Verde]

our dear preacher miscalculated, he now says we'll die on October 21

Good so we can still see:

15.10.2011 Giro di Lombardia

 

[Cobblestones]

Good so we can still see:

15.10.2011 Giro di Lombardia

Great. It would be so weird not to finish the season. Jesus is a cycling fan.

 

[ChrisE]

lol maybe this is God's way of telling him to stfu.

http://www.insidebayarea.com/top-stories/ci_18255207