Grown Men on Pink Kids' Bikes

[derailleur]

I was looking for one, and I discovered it's a much more widespread phenomenon than I'd thought:

 

[derailleur]

And one more here that wouldn't fit in the 4-pic limit on the forum, and then turned out to be un-hotlinkable...

http://twitpic.com/k8s9x

That'll keep you in an aero tuck.

 

[pritamsingh98]

hahahahaha lolzzz ..........

 

[derailleur]

This dude isn't actually *on* his, but you know he's going to be just as soon as his man-bro gets out on the parcours:

http://twitpic.com/o54h5

That's right. I said parcours. You godda problem widdat?

 

[Lifeshape]

Those ain't kid's bikes. That is HGH in action! Those guys are huge!

 

[derailleur]

Celebrity Division

 

[Michele]

I wouldnt mess with that guy about his fancy bike

 

[Anonymous]

... the could be kids bikes

The Man

and lest we forget...

 

[Michielveedeebee]

I wouldnt mess with that guy about his fancy bike

Vin Diesel is THE PACIFIER!!! Watch out here comes steroidman on wheels

 

[Michielveedeebee]

pink bike AND pink skinsuit

The Man

and lest we forget...

Mario is so cool

 

[Anonymous]

Mario is so cool

perhaps beyond cool

appologies for the hijack

 

[Michielveedeebee]

perhaps beyond cool

appologies for the hijack

wait, let's make that epic

 

[Robbie]

Rocking the Halfords pink bike a few years ago

 

[derailleur]

The King himself

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/32086_119242518107924_7968708_n.jpg

 

[dandmt]

Reminds me of a scene from Goonies

 

[Granville57]

Just thought I'd lend a hand here...

And one more here that wouldn't fit in the 4-pic limit on the forum, and then turned out to be un-hotlinkable...

http://twitpic.com/k8s9x

That'll keep you in an aero tuck.

You were looking for this?

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This dude isn't actually *on* his, but you know he's going to be just as soon as his man-bro gets out on the parcours:
http://twitpic.com/o54h5

That's right. I said parcours. You godda problem widdat?

And this?

 

[Granville57]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1/32086_119242518107924_7968708_n.jpg

You posted that same pic on the first page.

 

[Granville57]

Anyway, the thing that got my attention about this thread is that not two days ago, I pulled into a gas station to put air in my car tires. We were in the middle of a snowstorm, and it was getting dark. Next to the air pump I can't help but notice a small, PINK, girls bike identical to what appears in many of these photos. It was just sitting there, on its kickstand, with quite a bit of snow stuck to all its parts.

I couldn't imagine that any girl young enough to be riding the thing would've been out in that weather, and certainly not alone. I thought maybe it had been stolen on a lark and then dumped there.

Lo and behold, a few minutes later, some Latino dude, well into thirties and comfortably overweight, comes out of the gas station with some snacks and waits patiently for me to finish inflating my car tires. I glance at him and ask, "Are you waiting for the pump?"
"Yeah," he replies. He then bends down and removes the valve caps from the Little Pink Bike.

Never saw anything like that before in my life.

WTF?!?!