Well, I'm glad he's not from some mysterious country that somehow both has a shoreline and doesn't have a shoreline...
That would be Luxembourg wouldn't it: it has in your imagination, and it hasn't in everyone else's maps.
Male? Yes
Active? No
Cyclist? Yes
Active after 1/1 2002? No
European? Yes
From country with GT? No
From country with Monument? No
From the country which was member of Warsaw Pact? No
From country with WT race? No
Active during the 90es? Yes
GT top10? No
Been busted for/admitted to doping during his active career? No
From a Nordic country? No
Some
connection to a Nordic country? No
Joona Laukka? No
From country with shoreline? Yes
From country east of Berlin? No