Irish? No
British? No
Belarusian? No
German? Nein
French? Non
Luxembourger? No
Polish? No
Slovak? No
Dutch? No
Belgian? No
Czech? No
From a place north of the source of the Salzach river? I assume not. 99.999999999999999999999% sure.
25 or older? Yes
From a place south of Hamburg? Yes
On a WT team? Yes
Younger than 28? Yes
European? Yes
On a European team? No
Does he currently have a contract? Yes
Blonde? No
Younger than you? Yes
Red-headed? No
Going to ride for a different team next year? Unknown
Has a womb? No
Italian? No
Spanish? Yes
Portuguese? No
Irish? No
British? No
Belarusian? No
German? Nein
French? Non
Luxembourger? No
Polish? No
Slovak? No
Dutch? No
Belgian? No
Czech? No
From a place north of the source of the Salzach river? I assume not. 99.999999999999999999999% sure.
25 or older? Yes
From a place south of Hamburg? Yes
On a WT team? Yes
Younger than 28? Yes
European? Yes
On a European team? No
Does he currently have a contract? Yes
Blonde? No
Younger than you? Yes
Red-headed? No
Going to ride for a different team next year? Unknown
Has a womb? No
Starting La Vuelta tomorrow? Yes
GT stage winner? Yes
On an American team? Yes
On an Asian team? No
On an Affrican team? No-f
Can you still remember your pick? Yes (I write my picks down!)
On a WT team? Yes
On a European team? No
Active? Yes
European? Yes
Male? Yes
Teammates of a rider with particularly dubious social media habits? Yeah...
Rides on a team run by a former CN poster? Don't think so...
Starting La Vuelta tomorrow? Yes
GT stage winner? Yes
On an American team? Yes
On an Asian team? No
On an Affrican team? No-f
Can you still remember your pick? Yes (I write my picks down!)
On a WT team? Yes
On a European team? No
Active? Yes
European? Yes
Male? Yes