This is excellent - I had it emailed to me last week, well done for posting it Sproket!
...."No problem,I always do my bit for the Club"...
It reminds me of a race I was lead car driver at - and as a matter of courtesy I called a 'Club Member' who had volunteered to marshal a corner to let him know that we were 2 miles from him.
He sounded rather out of breath and stressed but said "ok" and promptly hung up. Moments later he overtook me (having overtaken the bunch & cavalcade!) .... But he was at the corner before the race!