How to sneak-up on dopers

[BotanyBay]

The new UCI doping-control van:

 

[sniper]

The new UCI doping-control van:

Indeed, nice low-key design, good camouflage, not attracting any attention whatsoever. You really don't see that one coming by miles. Ideal for surprise doping-controls...

Anyway, what's its function? Drive-by-testing?

 

[BotanyBay]

The new UCI doping-control van:

Sorry, forgot the link to the article:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-announces-anti-doping-programme-for-2011

 

[goggalor]

 

[Barrus]

You do realize that that is footage of a threat to a terrorist attack?

 

[BotanyBay]

You do realize that that is footage of a threat to a terrorist attack?

Barrus, you've GOTTA be kidding us. It can also be seen as footage to threaten satire.

 

[Barrus]

I meant the original source of the video

 

[Beech Mtn]

The new UCI doping-control van:

Nice color.
Is that some used Livestrong vehicle that got "donated" to help the UCI fight doping?
Did it formerly tow the chalkbot around France?
Is there a Sysmex machine in that thing?
Is that Michele's old "camper van" from the Pyrenean training sessions a few years back?

 

[MacRoadie]

Nice color.
A. Is that some used Livestrong vehicle that got "donated" to help the UCI fight doping?
B. Did it formerly tow the chalkbot around France?
C. Is there a Sysmex machine in that thing?
D. Is that Michele's old "camper van" from the Pyrenean training sessions a few years back?

E. All of the above.

 

[Dr. Maserati]

The new UCI doping-control van:

You only have to worry about your donation there if you haven't donated to the other UCI van.

(Not sure if this thread is in jest, .... just in case, that is not a new UCI doping control Van. It looks like the one that was at the northern Classics.
Those type of vehicles are only ever at the finishes of events to do the anti-doping.)

 

[Darryl Webster]

Think this fella might be free for the job...got his own wagon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcsK-Ck43LU

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

Whatever happened to soft shoes and a big stick?

 

[jimmypop]

You only have to worry about your donation there if you haven't donated to the other UCI van.

Nice! But I think the donation of coin (not plasma or ****) happens in a bar somewhere over a bottle of wine.

 

[D-Queued]

Whatever happened to soft shoes and a big stick?

The UCI has moved on to more advanced relativity.

Dave.

 

[TubularBills]

The new UCI doping-control van:

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