If Pro Cyclists could tell the truth about doping...

[thehog]

"We managed to find the results of some tests done in 2007, so we lowered the heart rate, upped the watts and boom! big engine!"

 

[thehog]

"We managed to find the results of some tests done in 2007, so we lowered the heart rate, upped the watts and boom! big engine!"

"We have some news! We managed to track down the fax from the 2007 tests"

 

[Saint Unix]

"There's been some outrageous spectacles in Spain over the years, so I decided that if there ever was a chance, that would be it. Even so, I couldn't believe that people were watching a pensioner with one leg crushing everyone without pulling the plug on the whole race. Even I thought I had gone too far. And the sheer amount of drugs I needed to pull it off! Luckily I had built up a tolerance over the last five decades, so my heart didn't explode out of my chest when I loaded up. Truth be told, that's probably the most unbelievable thing of all."