Teams & Riders Jonas Vingegaard thread: Love in Iberia

[Froome]

Vingegaard is in Mallorca. He's back!

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He is on for the Tour!

 

[Extinction]

It's not the best preparation for the Tour, but he must try. Hopfully it's not a fake.

 

[Netserk]

Is that a cardboard cutout with a tattoo?

It looks fake as ***. I hope it is.

 

[Froome]

The butterfly effect?

 

[Froome]

The butterfly effect?

Oh, i get it. The tatoo.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

The butterfly effect?

Love is like a butterfly tattoo.

 

[Monte Serra]

The butterfly effect?

Inspired by Chris Horner's YouTube show??

 

[SHAD0W93]

Oh, i get it. The tatoo.

I thought it meant him growing like a butterfly from his injuries to stun everyone by July.

 

[Nick2413]

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee. His jersey even has honeycombs on it.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I thought it meant him growing like a butterfly from his injuries to stun everyone by July.

Could be that, too, but we'll have to wait and see.
My older brother has a fox tattoo, but that hasn't made him a better cyclist.

 

[Krzysztof_O]

Is that a tattoo?

Oh man, it's clearly a new model! He even can't smile properly yet. The tatoo must be some kind of serial number.

 

[Froome]

I thought it meant him growing like a butterfly from his injuries to stun everyone by July.

Trust me, we all need that to happen in July. It will be a blessing for cycling!

P.s- i got scared when i read your post and misunderstood "stun" with "stomp". We don’t want stomps, that's terrible cycling!

 

[scribers]

Trust me, we all need that to happen in July. It will be a blessing for cycling!

This sounds like a holy war crusade you’re on. Should pogi get extra security?

 

[Netserk]

86 days before the Tour: Crash, broken ribs and punctured lung, hospitalisation in ICU.
74 days before the Tour: Leaves hospital.
61 days before the Tour: First day on a home-trainer.
53 days before the Tour: First day training outside in Denmark.
41 days before the Tour: First day training in Mallorca.

Normally, I guess the post-Dauphiné altitude camp begins 19 days before the Tour.

 

[Valv.Piti]

More optimistic about him lining up now, but he won't be 100%. Might not need that either to win.

 

[Froome]

86 days before the Tour: Crash, broken ribs and punctured lung, hospitalisation in ICU.
74 days before the Tour: Leaves hospital.
61 days before the Tour: First day on a home-trainer.
53 days before the Tour: First day training outside in Denmark.
41 days before the Tour: First day training in Mallorca.

Normally, I guess the post-Dauphiné altitude camp begins 19 days before the Tour.

I doubt he started so later in the home trainer.

 

[Netserk]

I doubt he started so later in the home trainer.

Then he would also have trained outside sooner.

 

[Lequack]

So while Pog is tiring himself out, he is gaining energy.

 

[Krzysztof_O]

So while Pog is tiring himself out, he is gaining energy.

Are we destined for another I'm gone I'm dead moment?

 

[AmRacer]

Are we destined for another I'm gone I'm dead moment?

I would think R&R would have cried those words since long.

 

[Krzysztof_O]

I would think R&R would have cried those words since long.

What do you mean by R & R? Roglic and Remco? I'm not convinced that Vingo will be in good enough form to fight for the Tour but it could be Rogla who wins the Tour at the expense of weakening Teddy.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Are we destined for another I'm gone I'm dead moment?

No, Jonas won't be able to think of such one liners.

 

[Elos Anjos]

Of all the possible cringe, cheesy, lame tattoos, Jonas picked the #1.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

No, Jonas won't be able to think of such one liners.

Jonas 2.0 will have all the one liners. Instead of I‘m gone I‘m dead, he‘ll say I‘ll be back because it‘s much cooler.

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

Jonas 2.0 will have all the one liners. Instead of I‘m gone I‘m dead, he‘ll say I‘ll be back because it‘s much cooler.

Does he have the Austrian accent though?