Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[kielbasa]

That's just sad.

....... and fake. Apparently, there's not a large variety of cars in LA.

 

[Maxiton]

....... and fake. Apparently, there's not a large variety of cars in LA.

Most of LA is fake. So it's accurate all the way around.

 

[ElChingon]

Most of LA is fake. So it's accurate all the way around.

I know, there's no car trying to pass in the emergency lane

Fake

 

[ElChingon]

 

[ElChingon]

 

[ElChingon]

 

[krebs303]

I want to do this!

Potassium Chlorate and Gummy Bear

Molten potassium chlorate is a strong oxidizing agent that reacts violently with sugar. Gummy bears have lots of sugar in them.

 

[gregod]

Lawyers usually tell the best lawyer jokes.

lawyers usually ARE the best lawyer jokes.

 

[Maxiton]

I know, there's no car trying to pass in the emergency lane

Fake

So true

 

[Maxiton]

What's the story behind this?

 

[ElChingon]

I want to do this!

Potassium Chlorate and Gummy Bear

Molten potassium chlorate is a strong oxidizing agent that reacts violently with sugar. Gummy bears have lots of sugar in them.

Gummy Bear killer!

Now for a super gummy!

http://youtu.be/7RXmNRr8x7I

 

[Maxiton]

Never mind. I found it. Greece.

 

[ElChingon]

Never mind. I found it. Greece.

Yea, Greece is getting pretty bad financially speaking. Small businessman set him self on fire in front of Greek Bank...

 

[Maxiton]

 

[Maxiton]

 

[Maxiton]

 

[Maxiton]

 

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[Maxiton]

 

[krebs303]

"I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few."
(Bobby Bare)

I've served my time losing track of the wine
Looking through red eyes at the blues
Holdin' on 'til the very last song
Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose.

Chasing a dream in a whisky world
Down the neon avenue
And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

I've met more than one morning lyin' there
Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"
Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed
Tryin' hard not to leave any clues.

When I start out the evening I'm being selective
But I'll take anything after two
No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few...

 

[krebs303]

SPECIAL BONUSMORE BOBBY BARE

DROP KICK ME JESUS

Drop-kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life,
End Over End, Neither Left Nor to Right.
Straight Through the Heart of Them Righteous Uprights
Drop-kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life.

Make Me, Oh Make Me, Lord, More Than I Am
Make Me a Part of Your Master Game Plan
Free of the Earthly Tempestions Below
I've Got the Will, Lord, If You've Got the Toe.

Cho:

Bring On the Brothers Who've Gone On Before
Bring On the Sisters Who've Knocked On Your Door.
Bring On Those Sainted Relations of Mine
And Put Them Up Front in the Offensive Line.
Cho:

 

[Maxiton]

 

[ElChingon]

 

[ElChingon]

 

[krebs303]