Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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I may need one for my waist.

 

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Do you mean this-

 

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b is graphite
d is buckminster fullerene
a or c is diamond can't say for sure as I never drew it that way

 

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A species of cricket has broken an unlikely world record: largest testicles in relation to body weight.

The Tuberous bushcricket's testicles account for 14 percent of its body weight. To put that in perspective, the testicles of a man weighing 200 pounds (91 kilograms) with that ball-to-body ratio would weigh 28 pounds (12.7 kg).

http://www.livescience.com/11105-cricket-sets-testicle-size-record.html

 

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b is graphite
d is buckminster fullerene
a or c is diamond can't say for sure as I never drew it that way

Strong work.

Eight allotropes of carbon: a) Diamond, b) Graphite, c) Lonsdaleite, d) C60 (Buckminsterfullerene or buckyball), e) C540, f) C70, g) Amorphous carbon, and h) single-walled carbon nanotube or buckytube

 

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Perhaps one of the lowest moments in sports history was perpetrated by the members of the 2000 Spanish Paralympic basketball team. After the team snagged a gold medal, it was revealed that 10 of the 12 players had never been tested for disabilities and were, in fact, not handicapped.

 

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Amazing landslide in Italy
http://sorisomail.com/email/42722/ja-viram-desmoronar-uma-montanha.html

 

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Ozzy Osbourne's New Book: How To Cure Athlete's Foot With Cocaine
"Back in the Eighties, though, I used to deal with athlete's foot by pouring cocaine on my toes. They cut the stuff with so much foot powder in those days, it was the best treatment you could find if you had an outbreak on the road, away from you local chemist's. The only problem is the price: It worked out at about three grand a toe."

 

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Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call

Transcript:
I don’t know where you people come from, I don’t know if you test your products, your quality products, the products are very delicious. I loved your sausage for 30 something years. And I can’t feed a family of five on a little 12 ounce roll of sausage. I don’t mind paying you more money for your 16 ounce roll of sausage but you don’t have it anymore. You got a 12 ounce roll and you got 3 men that weigh over 200 pounds apiece, a woman that’s a little plump scotch girl and a daughter whose 13 and you’re going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that, it ain’t gonna work. And I’m not going to purchase your product anymore or ever again. And as far as the 16 ounce maple sage, I don’t eat that. I’m not from the north, I’m a Texan man. Jimmy Dean sausage is for southern people to eat with their breakfast; with their fried eggs and their T-Bone steaks. And I can’t feed…12 ounce package to feed 4 or 5 or 6 people. And I’m not going to buy 2 of those 12 ounce packages just because you want to down size and charge the same god damn price. I’d sure like a reply and I’d sure like you to go back to your 16 ounce package in your regular sausage cause I’m not going to buy it otherwise ever again. I’ll just have my own damn sausage made like I used to 30 something years ago. It’s not as tasty as yours is but it will work. Good bye. How is a little 12 ounce god damn roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother and me and you 600 pounds of men at least…get my point? Somebody needs their *** kicked. Some little consumer geek ****ed this **** up.

 

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jimmy dean sausage complaint call

transcript:
I don’t know where you people come from, i don’t know if you test your products, your quality products, the products are very delicious. I loved your sausage for 30 something years. And i can’t feed a family of five on a little 12 ounce roll of sausage. I don’t mind paying you more money for your 16 ounce roll of sausage but you don’t have it anymore. You got a 12 ounce roll and you got 3 men that weigh over 200 pounds apiece, a woman that’s a little plump scotch girl and a daughter whose 13 and you’re going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that, it ain’t gonna work. And i’m not going to purchase your product anymore or ever again. And as far as the 16 ounce maple sage, i don’t eat that. I’m not from the north, i’m a texan man. Jimmy dean sausage is for southern people to eat with their breakfast; with their fried eggs and their t-bone steaks. And i can’t feed…12 ounce package to feed 4 or 5 or 6 people. And i’m not going to buy 2 of those 12 ounce packages just because you want to down size and charge the same god damn price. I’d sure like a reply and i’d sure like you to go back to your 16 ounce package in your regular sausage cause i’m not going to buy it otherwise ever again. I’ll just have my own damn sausage made like i used to 30 something years ago. It’s not as tasty as yours is but it will work. Good bye. How is a little 12 ounce god damn roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother and me and you 600 pounds of men at least…get my point? Somebody needs their *** kicked. Some little consumer geek ****ed this **** up.

Occupy Jimmy Dean!!!!!

 

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