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A boyfriend and girlfriend got into an accident. the girlfriend needed blood transfusion and the boyfriend donated. a year later they broke up and the boyfriend had a fuss and told the girl to pay him back for his blood. the following month the ex boyfriend got a package in the mail from the ex girlfriend. he opened it and it was a used pad and a note saying, “I’ll be paying you back monthly, so here’s my first payment!!!.”
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.”
“What a coincidence,” said the woman, “I’m celebrating, too”. She clinked glasses with him and asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“I’m a chicken farmer,” he replied. “For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”
“What a coincidence, the woman said. “My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?” she asked.
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
“What a coincidence,” she said.
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.”
“What a coincidence,” said the woman, “I’m celebrating, too”. She clinked glasses with him and asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“I’m a chicken farmer,” he replied. “For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”
“What a coincidence, the woman said. “My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?” she asked.
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
“What a coincidence,” she said.
A Singaporean artist has reproduced some of the world's most famous paintings with just one spiral line.
Chan Hwee Chong recreated Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa, Van Gogh's self-portrait and Johannes Vermeer's the Girl with the Pearl Earring.
His work is so precise that if he makes a single mistake he starts all over again.
Mr Hwee Chong, 33, who lives in Hamburg, was commissioned to create the pieces by pen maker Faber and Castell to show off their artist pens.
He said: "It wasn't as easy as we thought. We went through many rounds of trial and error, painstaking drawing the masterpieces in one controlled line, by hand.
"As you can imagine, every mistake meant we need to start all over again. This project not only involved skill but lots of resilience and patience, much like a spider spinning its web."
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Mona_Lisa_recreated_in_one_line
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