Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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This ex-con stole his date’s car… while they were at the movies!
Worst guy. Cops in Florida say a 27-year-old man stole his date's rental car while they were at the movies. During the movie, the man, Michael Pratt, told the woman he needed to get something in the car, a 2012 Ford Focus. He left, and never came back.

isn't that TSF?

 

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[Cobblestoned]

Cat indeed always chooses here frontside and licks my face when trying to annoy me.
Tomcat always chooses his backside. I would tend to clap his balls then, if he still had any.

"Johnny, would it bother you to take your *** out of my face ?!"

 

[krebs303]

Shoplifters robbed while stealing from grocery store
Two accused shoplifters got a taste of their own medicine when they sought to clear out of the crime--and found that a passing malefactor had broken into their own car.
Security personnel were in the process of questioning Korin Vanhouten, 47, and Eldon Alexander, 36, at an Ogden, Utah WinCo supermarket, accused of stealing makeup, energy bars and batteries. At the end of the interrogation, they left with a citation for attempted shoplifting.

 

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U.K. stores sell out of controversial canned reindeer meat
Outcries over canned reindeer meat have actually led to a surge in its popularity.
Despite its status as perhaps the least seasonal Christmas dining fare imaginable, canned reindeer meat is a hit. In fact, it seems that a protest over the expensive pâté had the unintended effect of increasing its popularity.

 

[Cobblestones]

U.K. stores sell out of controversial canned reindeer meat
Outcries over canned reindeer meat have actually led to a surge in its popularity.
Despite its status as perhaps the least seasonal Christmas dining fare imaginable, canned reindeer meat is a hit. In fact, it seems that a protest over the expensive pâté had the unintended effect of increasing its popularity.

What's wrong with reindeer meat?

 

[boomcie]

Always have to laugh when I see this one:

 

[Amsterhammer]

What's wrong with reindeer meat?

At least it's cheaper than bear.

 

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[RedheadDane]

She looks stoned or something...