Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[krebs303]

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

 

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Monkey Has His Way With a Frog
A little monkey at the Honolulu Zoo grabbed a frog in it’s pen, pried it’s mouth open and forced the frog to give him…

 

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Social Media Sobriety Test

 

[usedtobefast]

http://www.krabkakes.it
http://www.krabkakes.it
http://www.krabkakes.it
http://www.krabkakes.it


Work of Proto-Art in the Age of Symbiotic Reproduction

The mind creates, the body accentuates. In the trans-gender reality, art objects are resurrections of the imaginations of the mind -- a mind that uses the body as a machine to represent ideas, patterns, and emotions. With the synergy of the electronic environment, the mind is conceiving a point where it will be free from the body to transcend immersions into the parameters of the delphic reality. Work of Proto-Art in the Age of Symbiotic Reproduction contains 10 minimal shockwave engines (also refered to as "AI modules") that enable the user to make flamboyant audio/visual compositions.

measuring chains, constructing realities
putting into place forms
a matrix of illusion and disillusion
a strange attracting force
so that a seduced reality will be able to spontaneously feed on it


Krebs Krabkakes's work investigates the nuances of modulations through the use of stopframe motion and close-ups which emphasize the Symbiotic nature of digital media. Krabkakes explores abstract and artistic scenery as motifs to describe the idea of imaginary reality. Using reclusive loops, non-linear narratives, and interactive images as patterns, Krabkakes creates meditative environments which suggest the expansion of culture...

the links ain't linkin'
and that frog thing is hysterical

 

[krebs303]

the links ain't linkin'
and that frog thing is hysterical

I guess I should remove the links as they are as phony as the rest of the story.
poor frog

 

[krebs303]

It is supposed to be for pre-schoolers but I think it is for stoners.
Boobah Zone

 

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Friendship among women
One night the wife did not come home. The husband asked her where she had been and she said sleeping over at one of her girlfriends. The husband calls ten of her best girlfriends, but none of them did confirm.

Friendship among men
One night the husband did not come home. The wife asked him where he had been and he said sleeping over at one of his friends. The wife calls ten of his best friends, eight confirmed he stayed over and two said he is still there.

 

[krebs303]

The Good Wife

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."


As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket
for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damit woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."

 

[krebs303]

Bad Day
Even when you are having a really bad day,
someone will still try to screw you!

 

[craig1985]

Look on google maps on how directions from Japan to China, and then look at direction 43. Just do it.

 

[Bike Opera]

Look on google maps on how directions from Japan to China, and then look at direction 43. Just do it.

Haha...that's hilarious!

Did you click on "walking"? Only 31 days and 18 hours on feet.
And you can catch the jets at direction #712.

The disclaimer's a nice touch: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
"These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects,
traffic, weather, or other events may cause conditions to differ from the map results, and
you should plan your route accordingly. You must obey all signs or notices regarding your route."

 

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