Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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[JeffreyPerry]

Lol

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!

Search that on you tube LOL

 

[usedtobefast]

Chad Wackermans' audition chart for Frank Zappa was like this, only more black.

 

[Hugh Januss]

A Guy's Fairytale...

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO



And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted And raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and never heard ***ching and never paid child support or alimony he ate pu*** and *** ****ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was ****ing cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end

I'm kidding ladies, please don't kill me.

 

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[krebs303]

"Ridiculous Speed Sign"
A Video Message to my County Commissioners about speed signs that are an apparent waste of taxpayers money.

 

[mewmewmew13]

this is really silly and the sight of that h20 bottle upside down is funny...
Krebs, I think that you must have no guests staying at this moment.
lol

 

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[krebs303]

Really I can't make this stuff up.
you should see the stuff I don't post

Breast Milk Ice Cream (5 pics)
One London restaurant is selling breast milk ice cream. It's called Baby Gaga and costs about $23.

 

[krebs303]

Two planets found sharing one orbit
Buried in the flood of data from the Kepler telescope is a planetary system unlike any seen before. Two of its apparent planets share the same orbit around their star. If the discovery is confirmed, it would bolster a theory that Earth once shared its orbit with a Mars-sized body that later crashed into it, resulting in the moon's formation.

The two planets are part of a four-planet system dubbed KOI-730. They circle their sun-like parent star every 9.8 days at exactly the same orbital distance, one permanently about 60 degrees ahead of the other. In the night sky of one planet, the other world must appear as a constant, blazing light, never fading or brightening.

 

[usedtobefast]

Two planets found sharing one orbit
Buried in the flood of data from the Kepler telescope is a planetary system unlike any seen before. Two of its apparent planets share the same orbit around their star. If the discovery is confirmed, it would bolster a theory that Earth once shared its orbit with a Mars-sized body that later crashed into it, resulting in the moon's formation.

The two planets are part of a four-planet system dubbed KOI-730. They circle their sun-like parent star every 9.8 days at exactly the same orbital distance, one permanently about 60 degrees ahead of the other. In the night sky of one planet, the other world must appear as a constant, blazing light, never fading or brightening.

 

[krebs303]

Determined Bank Robber Proves That "Bulletproof" Doesn’t Mean "Axe-Proof"
Let's say you really, really need to rob a bank, like in under four minutes. But there's all this pesky bulletproof glass between you and the terrified tellers! If you can relate, take a tip from this industrious Chinese bank robber, who understands that "bulletproof" glass doesn't mean you can't axe the bejeezus out of it.

 

[Escarabajo]

Determined Bank Robber Proves That "Bulletproof" Doesn’t Mean "Axe-Proof"
Let's say you really, really need to rob a bank, like in under four minutes. But there's all this pesky bulletproof glass between you and the terrified tellers! If you can relate, take a tip from this industrious Chinese bank robber, who understands that "bulletproof" glass doesn't mean you can't axe the bejeezus out of it.

LOL. Funny. How the Liverpool could pull a win like that.

 

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[Cobblestoned]

I was happy to reach home in one piece today.

There was that dog, a BIG BLACK DOG in the woods. We saw him coming and thought it was a calv.
I really thought it was over now. He even ran 100m besides me and kept watching ME.
He was even bigger than the bike.

Right now I wonder what kind of dog that was. Never seen anything like that. He had a grey beard too.

 

[krebs303]

Sometimes the bubble over the ballerina laughs out loud, but some darling labyrinth always hardly satiates a sublime shadow! Sometimes the gypsy meditates, but a hand around a haunch always derives perverse satisfaction from some bubble toward a bubble! The trombone living with a swamp, the accidentally comely swamp, and a shadow over a bride are what got Jespera into trouble. Now and then, an ungodly midwife secretly admires an alchemist behind another dilettante.

 

[Cobblestoned]

Ok, I have him.
It was an Irish Wolfhound.

"gentle giant, and despite its imposing size, therefore, mainly a family dog"

 

[krebs303]

Pizza Owner Planted Mice On Competitor
UPPER DARBY, Pa. - A pizza feud outside Philadelphia turned ugly on Monday, after a pizzeria owner is arrested for planting mice at a competitors' restaurant.

 

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[krebs303]

Some people just know how to party.
The Best Day Of Her Life.
Zomby gun party. Dancing, guns and male bonding. Let it run for a minute.

 

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