Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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LA City Hall under construction in 1927

 

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The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series

 

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Tultepec, Mexico for the celebration of the country's long-standing fireworks industry. The nine-day National Pyrotechnics Festival.

 

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[The GCW]

 

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Winter is coming! The 50 coldest cities in America. Does yours rank?

 

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Can someone please explain to me why Tiger Woods is still getting so much media attention? The guy isn't really relevant anymore. USAToday had an article on him saying how this time, finally, this comeback would be the one that takes him back to where he was a decade ago. No more injuries, no more hookers. He was ready.

Then he went out and started last week's tournament in buck naked last place after the 1st round. His first shot sailed into some guy's back yard.

 

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My cousin has just started rebuilding a 1940 Chevy business coupe. Should be cool. He's working on the chassis now, welding in supports for a racing fuel cell. He has all the parts, now the fun begins. It'll take him a year or two to finish. It'll be dark green/black (depending on the light). He plans on putting used nascar rubber on it so he can burn them off cheap -lol.

 

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Nice!

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Religious Quickies


Fundamentalist joke:
Q: A Buddhist, a Hindu, a Sikh, a Jew, a Mormon and a Catholic all fall out of an airplane without a parachute. Which one hits the ground first?
A: Who cares? They're all going to Hell anyway.

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Why don't Anglicans play chess well?

They can't tell a bishop from a queen.

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Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

Because people might think they were dancing.

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One of the Archbishop of Canterbury's assistants runs in breathless and says to him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I've got Jesus on the phone for you!"

The Archbishop says, "That's wonderful! What could possibly be the bad news?"

"He's calling from Salt Lake City."

 

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This should get me through customs with a crossbow

 

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My cousin has just started rebuilding a 1940 Chevy business coupe. Should be cool. He's working on the chassis now, welding in supports for a racing fuel cell. He has all the parts, now the fun begins. It'll take him a year or two to finish. It'll be dark green/black (depending on the light). He plans on putting used nascar rubber on it so he can burn them off cheap -lol.

sweet project

I've been checking out model T hot rods with original 4 cylinder. lot of parts available and prices are not astronomical.

Hotrod Ford Banger!

 

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sweet project

I've been checking out model T hot rods with original 4 cylinder. lot of parts available and prices are not astronomical.

Hotrod Ford Banger!

I forgot to mention that he's putting in a V-8 with a powerglide trans. Big kid finally building his own.

 

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Another bad religious joke. This one has a title:
You can't take it with you.

An old man who for years was a Wall Street executive is at home, on his deathbed. His wife at his side. The old man sits up and whispers into his wife's ear. "Take all our money, and put it into a box in the attic, right above the bedroom here." The wife is aghast, but he insists.

So the woman gathers up all their money, puts it into a box, and takes it up into the attic. She comes back down to his bedside and the old man asks, "Did you do as I asked?" "Yes" she replies. He then takes one last gasp of air, and croaks.

After a few minutes of mourning, the old woman's curiosity gets the best of her and she heads up to the attic. Sure enough, the box with all the money is still there, to which the old woman utters, "I knew I should have put it in the basement."

 

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My cousin has just started rebuilding a 1940 Chevy business coupe. Should be cool. He's working on the chassis now, welding in supports for a racing fuel cell. He has all the parts, now the fun begins. It'll take him a year or two to finish. It'll be dark green/black (depending on the light). He plans on putting used nascar rubber on it so he can burn them off cheap -lol.

Holy sweet Jemima (are we still allowed to say this, or, would it be considered racist?), I nearly soiled myself looking at that pic of the car.

I'm trying to do my best with my '67 Beetle (all the work it takes is just implied), hope your cousin does just as well.

 

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