Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[usedtobefast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2r49EMRvkw

Billy Ray Cyrus and Vanilla Ice, those were the days. don't forget"The Boz"

 

[scribe]

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?p=103207&highlight=poop+work#post103207

Re: Astaire tap...... I should add that it is not a good idea to tap your toe while in the toilet stall.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/02/opinion/02macdonald.html

 

[usedtobefast]

 

[usedtobefast]

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/too-much-coffee-man

 

[usedtobefast]

 

[badboyberty]

gimmie two. i'll get my foil hat ready.

While you've got your credit card out you might want to invest in some tap-ware.

http://www.alivewater.net/prod/owr.htm#orig

 

[badboyberty]

Yahoo answers is not an accurate source for serious medical questions.

via the Whoa!

 

[craig1985]

Are you on drugs?

 

[Fourier]

What's the difference between "The Big Bobber" and "cork poop"?

I guess it is a matter of size, the cork poop might be just cork sized (as in wine bottle cork) and the Big Bopper... well you know.

As for the "Astaire" I think the post was written pre-2007 'cause it's since been renamed "the Craig".

 

[krebs303]

Are you on drugs?

yes.....................

 

[krebs303]

****s are cool and they get around i’m sure but i’m looking for a woman from18 to 60 NO OLDER THAN 65 (I’m serious this time!!)
please drive a truck or jeep type car.
please have long or short hair.
I’ve told you before, “IF YOU’RE MY KIND OF WOMAN I’LL KNOW RIGHT AWAY”.
please don’t hahve the diabetes if you’re over 43(ish).
Now listhen to this! I like to see you naked between the 1st and 5ht dates. And i don’t want to meet your kids right away. thisis a spacial thing between me and you fornow because i’m into romance and sex type things real quick.
Wait i thought of something else – i will HAVE to see a PICTURE from you (and i need to know where you like to eat). i am not having a lot money right now LOL. times are tougher than leather right now and i’m down like four flat tires.
SO don’t lie about sht that isn’t true just to get me arrested. YES that’s happened before but i was just in jail for a couple weeks and YES i was gay for the stay but i haven’t done that since i got out SO NO MEN PLEASE this is only for the LADIES! 18 TO 60! ONLY!
SO i’m average and not skinny and not fat but i am mising 1 finger from a long time ago. it doesn’t matter though.
you can call me from a cell phone or pay phone I DON’T CARE.

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

No more of that, please. Let's keep it clean.

Susan

 

[Anonymous]

Is anybody else just a little scared of susan... :?

(or am i the only one)

that is meant with the greatest respect by the way, i find your "come on boys, play nicely" approach to moderating quite pleasant..

 

[fatandfast]

Is anybody else just a little scared of susan... :?

(or am i the only one)

that is meant with the greatest respect by the way, i find your "come on boys, play nicely" approach to moderating quite pleasant..

If you Google her and read some of the stuff she has written your fear is well placed. It's the smart ones that are dangerous, she is pretty dangerous.

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

Gosh, I have a fan club!

But what on earth have I written that makes me so smart and dangerous?

Susan

 

[Anonymous]

Gosh, I have a fan club!

But what on earth have I written that makes me so smart and dangerous?

Susan

I think it was the article "I pack heat and do my calculus homework on my bike rides."

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

I think it was the article "I pack heat and do my calculus homework on my bike rides."

Oh yeah, that sounds like me............NOT!

Susan

 

[craig1985]

Is anybody else just a little scared of susan... :?

(or am i the only one)

that is meant with the greatest respect by the way, i find your "come on boys, play nicely" approach to moderating quite pleasant..

Admit it, you like it.

 

[Anonymous]

Admit it, you like it.

Did you see me deny it? i think the word i used was pleasant...

 

[craig1985]

Did you see me deny it? i think the word i used was pleasant...

If getting spanked by a ruler is your thing, well who am I to judge?

 

[Anonymous]

If getting spanked by a ruler is your thing, well who am I to judge?

is that a ruler or a cane...?

i was going to go with this picture originally but i didnt think it was that kinda forum..

 

[usedtobefast]

is that a ruler or a cane...?

i was going to go with this picture originally but i didnt think it was that kinda forum..

oh yes it is...

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

Oh no it isn't.

Although I am tall and blonde and (used to be) quite slender.....

Susan

 

[elapid]

Received this email yesterday, sent by a woman (she wasn't worried), and I laughed so hard that I though I'd share it:

Three years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow Disease.

Two years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird... Avian Flu.

This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig... Swine Flu.

Next year is the year of the cock... oh oh ???

 

[flyor64]