Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

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Not a source of clenbuterol, thereby Saxo Bank approved.
 
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I don't know in what thread to post this.

"FraudStrong" by Haifratemergi

About a certain great American hero and how he's been a pioneer of doping in the sport of cycling. He also has a pretty dodgy charity.
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After I'd gone Postal I made a Discovery / That the Shack was out to steal money
From the cancer patients those poor guys / This fraud was strong too full of lies
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You know I once had testicular cancer / But I never worried if I'd be a survivor
My life before and after was not different / But another certain someone came out a winner
Made millions of dollars won cycling races / Got the whole w-wide world to embrace his
NGO his team his goals / His mission his vision or so we're told
P R reps fabricated a story of revival / They carefully omitted the 90 % survival
Rate of this particular cancer problem / Similar to the success rate of a condom
Not many people would agree that this was a fight / But he was supported by the bible belt and texan whites
Generally speaking of course they're not known for their brains / I mean they voted for Bush time and time again
So you thought to make a difference create a foundation / Make people wear a wristband to help promotion
Your foundation has quite a nice tag line / Now a for profit company selling merchandise
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After I'd gone Postal I made a Discovery / That the Shack was out to steal money
From the cancer patients those poor guys / This fraud was strong too full of lies
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Pre come back 1 a 1 day rider / Couldn't ride a week he just didn't have stamina
Then the poor guy got testicular cancer / Do you yet know how it comes and gets ya
Well a big pattern comes from testosterone use / If you take too much your balls grow huge
Mutates into a slight health issue / But with this guy he pulled out the tissues
The doctor announced the young sportsman / He was asked to describe what he had taken
So he started around the room careful of who would listen / He broke the omerta gave a riders confession
Listed numerous substances a cheat of the sport / Even tested positive and lied to the court
That he didn't but in fact he really did it 6 times / Mother ****er I hope you pay for all these damn crimes
Because the words the same, people think its the same / That they're supporting a cause to give poor others gain
The foundation's name is not the wristband / That's a money maker don't fall for the corruption
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After I'd gone Postal I made a Discovery / That the Shack was out to steal money
From the cancer patients those poor guys / This fraud was strong too full of lies
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You returned to cycling for cancer awareness / But you keep all the fees you get for appearance
 
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krebs303 said:
I don't know in what thread to post this.

"FraudStrong" by Haifratemergi

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great lyrics, but would benefit from a better recording and perhaps someone who was better at "spitting rhymes", as they say. (i hope i used that correctly):cool:

great find. great post. keep it up. i really enjoy your contributions.
 
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