Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[JeffreyPerry]

Rule #36 rocks!!!!

 

[craig1985]

And to avoid any allegations of sexism, the pillow marketed for females:

All I have to say is WTF.

 

[trompe le monde]

Handy guide about superheroes for the seemingly perplexed.

 

[trompe le monde]

Somewhere in Newfoundland:

 

[trompe le monde]

For anyone out there who has young children:

Samuel L Jackson Reads: 'Go the **** to Sleep'

 

[krebs303]

 

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[trompe le monde]

This makes me think of EpicMealTime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

 

[craig1985]

I went looking for Sergio Henao, and I typed his surname into google images

Worth any infraction points I may get.

 

[krebs303]

 

[krebs303]

Professor accused of urinating on colleague's door now wanted man
A judge has issued a $35,000 bench warrant for a Cal State Northridge math professor charged with urinating on a colleague's office door.

Tihomir Petrov failed to appear for a pretrial conference hearing in the case, prompting the warrant, the Los Angeles city attorney's office said Wednesday.

Petrov has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of urinating in a public place.

 

[Black-Balled]

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

 

[krebs303]

Not for the squeamish. not safe beware
Japanese scientist wants you eat reconstituted poop burgers
True sci-fi movie fans know all about the terrible secret ingredient revealed by Charlton Heston in Solylent Green, but one very real Japanese scientist has cooked up a new food with an even more horrific ingredient powered by science. (A word of caution, please don't read this before you've had breakfast.)

 

[lancaster]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/06/15/earlyshow/leisure/gamesgadgetsgizmos/main20071227.shtml

 

[Black-Balled]

Hungry or horny?

 

[krebs303]

 

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[krebs303]

Planking ScottSoCal style

 

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[Fourier]

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/offbeat/2011/06/15/pkg.moos.married.mannequin.cnn

 

[dbrmuz]

That must have been a heck of a curb!