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Lame joke corner
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A typical Flemish jok:
Why do the dutchies go shopping on their knees?
To find the lowest prices ^^
Why do the dutchies go shopping on their knees?
To find the lowest prices ^^
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OK. Jesus is on the cross, a crowd gathered in front of him. Suddenly he raises his head and calls out to the deciple John who is in the crowd.
John tries to go to him but is grabbed and thrown back into the crowd by the Roman soldiers on guard.
A time passes and again Jesus raises his head and calls out to John. Again John is thrown back this time with a warning not to try it again. But a third time Jesus calls out. John is afraid, but what can he do? It's Jesus calling. So again he tries to get to him. THis time the Romans grab him and nail him to his own cross and raise it next to Jesus, saying. "You want to talk to him, here you go."
Up on the cross next to Jesus, John turns too him and says. "Yes my Lord what is it you want of me?"
Jesus replies. "Look John, you can see your house from here."
John tries to go to him but is grabbed and thrown back into the crowd by the Roman soldiers on guard.
A time passes and again Jesus raises his head and calls out to John. Again John is thrown back this time with a warning not to try it again. But a third time Jesus calls out. John is afraid, but what can he do? It's Jesus calling. So again he tries to get to him. THis time the Romans grab him and nail him to his own cross and raise it next to Jesus, saying. "You want to talk to him, here you go."
Up on the cross next to Jesus, John turns too him and says. "Yes my Lord what is it you want of me?"
Jesus replies. "Look John, you can see your house from here."
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.
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On a mountain top were a magical group of gnome like people call trids, in all the world there are only three of them. They lived their with their Rabbi.
One day a ogre climbed the mountain and kicked a trid off the mountain.
"haha, what fun!" he said, as he kicked the second trid to a quick though grisly death.
Finally, the Rabbi decided it was time to take action, "Stop that, if you kick that trid of the mountain, the world would never see another trid again! Kick me off the mountain instead!".
"Hahaha, Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids!"
One day a ogre climbed the mountain and kicked a trid off the mountain.
"haha, what fun!" he said, as he kicked the second trid to a quick though grisly death.
Finally, the Rabbi decided it was time to take action, "Stop that, if you kick that trid of the mountain, the world would never see another trid again! Kick me off the mountain instead!".
"Hahaha, Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids!"
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craig1985 said:Ok:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
You know, forum rules etc.
what do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall???
Art
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Q: How many Los Angelinos does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: None, they don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
A: None, they don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
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What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
They are both fun to ride until your friends see you on them.
They are both fun to ride until your friends see you on them.
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