LANCE: SECRET performance enhancing surgery

Forget about doping, there's performance enhancing surgery.

Lance is reported to have "underwent a radical, secret surgery to alter his physique to help cheat the wind."

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=news/2009/apr09/apr01newsspecial

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For about 10 years I have suspected Lance came out of His cancer recovery with secret medical procedures to do similar things.

The question is: is lance not only "cheating the wind" but in fact cheating His competition and the sport?
 
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Thoughtforfood said:
The thing about it is, it really isn't that funny.
April Fools stuff ceased being funny on the net a long time ago. It is so overdone. Instead of encountering one or two good ones during the day, every site on the web feels they need to do half a dozen lame ones.

Even Youtube's upside down pages are just annoying.
 
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BroDeal said:
April Fools stuff ceased being funny on the net a long time ago. It is so overdone. Instead of encountering one or two good ones during the day, every site on the web feels they need to do half a dozen lame ones.

Even Youtube's upside down pages are just annoying.

Agreed...however, there were a couple of good ones today re: LA. Just enough of a whiff of realism to get the ahters fired up in a frenzy. See VN's article about LA focusing on his sprint to gain time in the upcoming GT's. Some of the haters jumped all over that one; hook, line and sinker.
 
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Actually I have heard reports that there is some kind of gene or dna therapy that results in about a 1/3 increase in strength and endurance. However, you also become more aggressive and eat more. It was successful in mice sometime back. Perhaps it could be useful in overcoming cancer?
 
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Emory Ball said:
Sure its is, its pretty damn funny.
yup.. although i thought there article about the robaix veledrome being double booked with p-r and the easter fair was funnier.. :D
 

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