I'm sure Elynor can provide a wheel to help out.
Zoe needs to call Yanina Kuskova for some advice on what to do.
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I'm sure Elynor can provide a wheel to help out.
Zoe needs to call Yanina Kuskova for some advice on what to do.
Will Henderson and Alice Wood join forces with her big sister to make an unofficial Team GB?
Yeah, it wasn't really a serious suggestion...Probably not, as they all have teammates near(ish) the top.
In fact, Elynor got a teammate (Van Dijk) only 8 seconds down, so could very well be actively working to help beat her little sister. (No hard feeling, all part of the job).
Yeah, it wasn't really a serious suggestion...
The only question is going to be whether the amount Little Miss Contract Law can gather enables her to overcome Bjørgen and whether that causes any fractiousness in the team, but even that, while it may result in more entertainment, is Morton's Fork.
You're doing it again... replacing the name of a well-known rider with some obscure skier...
Bjørgen is the very much the opposite of an obscure skier.
To me, all skiers are obscure.
So who does she thank for helping her in her mandatory interview every day?
Will Henderson and Alice Wood join forces with her big sister to make an unofficial Team GB? Can Magnus persuade Julia Borgstrom that it will be a victory for Sweden too, if she can help?
What exactly am I doing again? I've done the name substitutions thing for years. There is a significant non-zero possibility that, worldwide, more people have heard of Marit Bjørgen than have heard of Lotte Kopecky.You're doing it again... replacing the name of a well-known rider with some obscure skier...
What exactly am I doing again? I've done the name substitutions thing for years.
There is a significant non-zero possibility that, worldwide, more people have heard of Marit Bjørgen than have heard of Lotte Kopecky.
And I do, when I am actually talking about skiing. It's just a running gag about Kopecky's characteristics and abilities, not actually discussing the career or work of Marit Bjørgen. I've done it often enough that it ought to be clear by now that when I state "Bjørgen" when talking about a women's bike race, I am referring to Kopecky.Yes, exactly! You keep doing it... you can't expect people here to know - or even care - about random-ass skiers.
Sure...
However, I'm certain most people here - on this cycling forum - have heard about Lotte Kopecky; the two-time World Champion, and Paris-Roubaix winner. In fact, I'd say most people around here don't even give two flying fucks about boring stuff like skiing.
You can go talk about that stuff in the cafe...
And I do, when I am actually talking about skiing. It's just a running gag about Kopecky's characteristics and abilities, not actually discussing the career or work of Marit Bjørgen.
There are a lot of things that I don't give a rat's ass about that get talked about on the forums too. That's the beauty of forums. Lots of different things can be talked about.But you still need to give a *** about boring-ass stuff like skiing to know how Bjørgen to know how to compares to Kopecky...
Sorry, I don't have a cheat-sheet of how you compare all those people from other *** sports to well-known famous cyclists.
There are a lot of things that I don't give a rat's ass about that get talked about on the forums too. That's the beauty of forums. Lots of different things can be talked about.