Let's Name the Ten Witnesses

[broken chain]

1.George Bush Jr.
2.Clint Eastwood
3.Lindsay Lohan
4.Charlie Sheen
5.Phil Ligget
6.Robert Downey Jr.
7.Jan Ullrich
8.All the babes on bike girls
9.Oprah Winfrey
10.Jim Morrison

 

[pedaling squares]

Be cool if we had more celebrities on the list. Hardly any cyclist believes Armstrong anymore, but he's still liked by the people who read People.

So I keep hoping Robin Williams shows up. He was there on the bus, there in hotel rooms. He's a recovering addict/alcoholic himself and he therefore would have a sharp eye for crap that doesn't add up. He also likely would have a moral conscience on the issue of drugs.

Mork was just there to impress upon the world how cool and connected Armstrong was. He was an outsider and I doubt he would have seen anything indicative of doping. Being from Hollywood and a former user, I doubt that the idea of using drugs to enhance performance would have even raised one of his massive eyebrows. The celebrities hung around the team for photo ops and interviews with Versus, little chance they were ever allowed to see internal team dynamics.

 

[broken chain]

Be cool if we had more celebrities on the list. Hardly any cyclist believes Armstrong anymore, but he's still liked by the people who read People.

So I keep hoping Robin Williams shows up. He was there on the bus, there in hotel rooms. He's a recovering addict/alcoholic himself and he therefore would have a sharp eye for crap that doesn't add up. He also likely would have a moral conscience on the issue of drugs.

Why would he testify,he was probably a courier.

 

[DirtyWorks]

Here's my list:
1. Tyler Hamilton
2. Kevin Livingston
3. George Hincapie
4. Franky Andreau
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6. Kristin Armstrong
7. Anderson
8. Emma O'Reiley
9. Sheryl Crow
10. Johnathan Vaughters
11. Steffen Prentis
12. Stephen Swart
13. Pilot(s) of private Lanceoplane
14. Bill Stapleton (hostile witness)
15. Thom Weisel (possible hostile witness)
16. Och (PHW)
17. Chris Carmichael (PHW)

I think your 15-17 are too big an ask unless USADA has them over a barrel with felony jail time as the "or else" sweetener. Even then, I'd rather see 15-17 in jail where they belong for so many things.. I don't know enough about Bill Stapleton to say one way or the other.

I think the pilots would be pretty passive players. Their expertise is flying unless they packed the dope. I could be totally wrong about that though.

 

[veganrob]

Why would he testify,he was probably a courier.

From outer space? That seems a bit farfetched. How about Mindy, Where does she come in

 

[MacRoadie]

How about Mindy, Where does she come in

Boulder. You might be on to something...

 

[mewmewmew13]

Maybe Phil thought he spoke with Mork.