Look at my Huge Poll

[WonderLance]

I think that we have reached a point where we can say that the greatest moments in cycling history are behind us.

Now, as Lance transcends to his rightful place on the throne of the cycling kingdom where Merckx and Coppi feed him pealed grapes and Michlob Ultra from a crystal goblet, we can truly reflect on the fantastic moments he has given the cycling community.

So I present you with my huge poll. (not as big as Lance's Lance I'm sure)

 

[Michielveedeebee]

are you truly serious ?

 

[WonderLance]

 

[hrotha]

Not letting Levi win is not particularly difficult.

 

[WonderLance]

are you truly serious ?

Always. Cancer is no joking matter young man.

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

R U SERIAL?

also, manbearpig is out there

 

[happychappy]

I couldn't decide so I ticked all five!

 

[Anonymous]

Lance winning everything he entered becuse:

Was it the twin on the left that he hooked up with.... or was it the one on the right? I can never keep them straight...

 

[Mellow Velo]

Even funnier than the clinic!

 

[mr. tibbs]

I simply can't vote for the jogging one. McConahraghmlpha was at least four or five inches in the lead the entire time--that is SO un-Lance (see option #1).

 

[Cobber]

It has to be cadence. It has changed the way I do everything in my life , from drinking beer to eating to having intimate time with my wife. Without Lance's influence, I surely would not have been able to accomplish anything in my life.

 

[AngusW]

Excellent thread, WL! Hugest Poll ever!

 

[WonderLance]

 

[Christian]

lol I had to vote for the Olsen one

 

[Cobblestones]

your poll is ... impressive.

 

[Ferminal]

Nice poll.

 

[ferryman]

Never a true Scotsman

 

[ferryman]

I'm gonna have to google this Olsen gal thing

 

[krebs303]

WonderLance has once again been at the cutting edge of Lancedom.
His Lanceness is beyond reproach.

 

[The Hitch]

WonderLance has once again been at the cutting edge of Lancedom.
His Lanceness is beyond reproach.

Meh. Its a good try, but cant beat this

Why do you guys insist on trying to change WonderLance? He is the last true believer. His mind is like a virgin who went into the convent at 18 and locked herself away never to experience anything but pure white simplicity. Here you guys are with your porno Lance information saying, "hey baby, ever do a DP? You'd like a DP...okay...calm down. No, I would never try to get you do do something you didn't want. Here, come on, trust me. I'll buy you some lunch and then maybe we can go do a photo shoot...you can keep your clothes on...hey, you ever try cocaine? No. Its no big deal, its just like drinking coffee or something...come on baby, you can trust me." WonderLance is PURE. His mind is unspoiled by the nastiness of all of this. Just leave him alone.

I think you have this all wrong.

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

 

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by WonderLance

I think you have this all wrong.

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

The finest post on this forum... ever.

 

[luckyboy]

Funniest poster 2010.

 

[Parrulo]

bananas bananas bananas

 

[Martin318is]

I hope nobody minds (and will reverse it if WonderLance wants me to) but I felt the need to add one extra option to the Huge Poll.

(see if you can guess which one)

 

[DJ Sprtsch]

Keep up the good work!