Look at my Huge Poll

[Ferminal]

Martin, I feel hard done by, I have already voted and now I'm missing one

 

[Dettol]

curing cancer is a pretty huge deal imo

 

[Mellow Velo]

Are Flicker and Polish both sulking?
I see they have not voted upon their master's greatest achievement.
WonderLance is well ahead in the quest for their Holy Male.

 

[CatsNK]

It has to be cadence. It has changed the way I do everything in my life , from drinking beer to eating to having intimate time with my wife. Without Lance's influence, I surely would not have been able to accomplish anything in my life.

Word. Reading each of his dozen or so books cover to cover has made me who I am today.

 

[flyor64]

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

The finest post on this forum... ever.

+1

I came in here to vote that this thread be considered for "Thread Title of Year"...however his post above trumps all. I second Scott's nomination.

 

[WonderLance]

I hope nobody minds (and will reverse it if WonderLance wants me to) but I felt the need to add one extra option to the Huge Poll.

(see if you can guess which one)

I dont mind you playing with my huge poll. So long as it doesn't take attention away from Lance.

 

[The Hitch]

One problem with this poll though is that no one will see Wonder Lance as a fanboy anymore, and hence it will be more difficult for him to wind others up. I guess all good things have to come to an end.

Still, it was so entertaining as with the responce to TFF regarding hookers i brought up earlier, or even better, during the Tour when he would write that "Contador broke the ancient traditions of cycling which were founded by Lance" and immediately incurred the wrath of other posters, to which he would just reply that they "hate greatness".

 

[hrotha]

Don't worry, Hitch. People have an hilariously short memory, and this thread is only slightly more obvious than other classic posts by WL. That particular one with TFF is of course the best thing WL has ever written.

 

[Kwibus]

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

Wonderlance is right.
But more importantly, we must stop manbearpig

 

[Michielveedeebee]

Wonderlance is right.
But more importantly, we must stop manbearpig

and in doing so we must nuke our imagination

 

[Winterfold]

By a country mile the funniest poster on this forum

Hitch - I wouldnt worry, I am amazed how many people still fall for it

 

[usedtobefast]

 

[ericthesportsman6]

haha, I thought this was actually hilarious.

 

[WonderLance]

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[Mellow Velo]

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How come you seem to post this a lot, WonderLance?
(I didn't think it was possible to go "off topic" on this thread.)

 

[WonderLance]

The post was direcly related to polls and their uses. It was also related to my experience in the entertainment industry. Which coincidently is where I first met Lance.

 

[9000ft]

Well damn. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better.

 

[Mellow Velo]

The post was direcly related to polls and their uses. It was also related to my experience in the entertainment industry. Which coincidently is where I first met Lance.

So that's where the man with the huge poll, got to meet a huge pole?

 

[flicker]

There are small poles and there are large poles but nothing surpasses my Lord Lances ever lasting ridgidness and firm yet supple pole. There are Maypoles and Empire
State poles but My Lord Lance has a reach for the sky pole.
Simply magnificient and unlike any other Rod on the seven continents.
A thousand and one Arabian Nights pole. So unlike George Sands fake pole.

 

[Roland Rat]

 

[flicker]

Which of those two is Robin?

 

[Christian]

Outside of cycling, I think this is what people will remember Lance for. This must be the most famous jogging-picture of all times.

 

[valentius borealis]

Would all of this have been possible without the gift of a suitcase of courage that Lance received from an anonymous source?

 

[flicker]

Well I am pretty darned excited about Lord Armstrongs' coming season.

This is where I hope to see him in 2011

TdU. beginning of comeback 3.0 The Euro Campaign!

5 monuments, perhaps a win at roubaix, flanders liege? Hour record attempt mexico city. Gila Tour of California, Dauphine, (go for gold there Lance) Nevada City Suisse for win and then the Big one LeTour go for 8 Lance Armstrong 8.

After the win the post tour crits(big money makers to pay lawyering bills Lance) Then the Quizanos Tour of Colorado. Of course win #2 at Leadville and race in support of Tyler Farrar at the Worlds. Go Lance! Go Livestrong!