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Memorable quotations.

Occasionaly i look for past information and come across funny conversations or quips.

If you find any, post them here.

Lots of great stuff in this thread, especially Wonderlance of course,
http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=11559
but since its in the clinic and wont be moved, i wont resurrect it.

Anyway, to start it off.

Moondance said:
Is racism such a big problem in cycling? :confused:

The OP says riders from Kazakhstan and China are discriminated against... I wonder what he means by that?

ak-zaaf said:
Yes. The Pro Tour is almost all white because of racism.

the student said:
not really... its because they just dont get the required lvl to compete... and i believe the training has improved in many countries so there will be another load of international riders... and there are such things as asia tour etc...

but racism not really

ak-zaaf said:
You are obviously not a student of sarcasm.
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CLassic El P

El Pistolero said:
Scarponi was like MINUTES back of Ricco at the Giro of 2008.

Libertine Seguros said:
Scarponi was like BANNED at the Giro of 2008, so of course he couldn't keep up with Riccò.
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And of course some classic Wonderlance.
MD said:
Would you like me to post a link to the definition of the word idiot ?

WonderLance said:
I don't know, your the one arguing on the internet.


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hrotha said:
You're not helping advance our understanding of doping with broad and baseless statements like that. Doping is not immutable. New products and methods are introduced, and new tests are implemented. The boost a rider can get while still getting away with is varies along the line. Moncoutié, our dear International Prototype Meter, was 13th in the Tour in a year of relatively low incidence of doping (for the standards of the time).
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WonderLance said:
Hey AusChamiousfan.

I found this pick of you doing your reaserch for the Flanders competition.
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ten characters
 
Hoggy. :D

thehog said:
JB has gone already. He's not staying. Bruyneel is going to Radioshack.

September 5th. Mark it in your calenders.
There cannot be a link because Contador will get sued if he announces now. I'm still saying Cervelo but we will see. Contador loves the equipment and clothing side and wants to be more involved. Cervelo he will get that.
 
Ftp post this

Francois the Postman said:
Hi Oldborn, I have moved your post in the crank thread to the moderation thread in the About the Forum area.

If 4 mods are saying "stop", giving hint after hint that "this is the line - back on topic please", and a line is drawn, it is not ok to go "but one more thing....".

You have been with us long enough to know that you can always raise "one more thing", but in the appropriate area [where I have moved your post to now].

If we let you do it, someone else would be entitled to do the same, someone somewhere will want to have the last word on that too, and we are back where we started, we keep going off topic with a thread we are trying to get back on topic. That's the repeating experience that we have, hence our uncompromising stance on this.

Also, if a mod wants to reply to the (valid) concern you raise, we would be taking it further off topic too, and in a potentially unfair way, since we have removed people's ability to reply. You probably wanted to come back to that, or anyone else would, ....etc. See our problem?

A line is a line for that reason.

I get you are not trying to cause trouble, but for us, thus post, where it was placed, is. Not a big one, but an unhelpful one. It keeps creating work and derailment in a thread we are spending far too much time on already. And we are really trying to get it on track without having all mods revisit the same thread several times a day for trivial issues (in essence a long-running private spat between a handful of people), and without having to get serious with people. We tried that for days now. It will stop there, we have had enough.

Regarding your concern:

Since all mods are active posters and on the whole volunteers (Susan is the exception) with a keen interest in the subjects discussed (Susan stopped being the exception), we are fully aware that we have a problem when we get involved on substance and are simultaneously drawn into moderation issues raised with us.

We try our best to sidestep this, and usually mods flag up to other mods behind the scene if they fear they might be in danger of being too closely involved, or even being seen to be too closely involved, especially when it gets "hotter than normal", or one of us becomes the issue. For minor issues we kinda expect everyone to be mature enough to understand the dual identity we have and deal with, so mods do intervene on issues they are involved with too. Still, in the past, mods have also asked other mods to step aside on a particular issue or from dealing with a specific poster too. We do our best to be decent and fair with the powers that we have.

You are speculating what prompted Martin to step aside as a mod in that thread, but you are not privy to all the reasons why mod after mod finds themselves dealing with that thread, visible and invisible. And maybe not aware of the backfround to it either. It is giving all mods a lot of work at the moment, for days on end now, and it is caused -on the whole- by 2 people only, who are struggling to agree to disagree, and whose dislike of each other is becoming an issue that affects the tone of that section, and the way this forum operates (visible and invisible).

After a long period of being drawn to it, and dealing with it softly softly, and a lot more "it" than you can see, we [now excluding Martin] have had enough.

"And now everyone is afraid to write anything and topic sucks"


Well don't blame the mods, you can thank the spat between some of the participants for that, for ignoring forum rules, actively drawing in mods (rightly and wrongly), and not taking "please move on" and "this is an soft/private reminder that you went too far" into account before firing off yet another insult or baiting post.

That no-one has brought up something substantial on a topic that specialised, hours after we instructed to make only on topic posts, is hardly proof that people kept back by fear. It can't be that hard to raise a pressing argued point well, if all you got to do is refrain from insults and blatant baiting (this baiting issue affects exactly 2 people in that thread, who have a long communal history spanning several sites, and who have -again- been reminded (and so far reminded only) why we instructed them to avoid the personal conflict and concentrate on arguing the case isntead.

With over 600 posts that have already been made about a very narrow issue by very very few people (5 or 6 regulars or something?), who probably have said the same key things in 599 different ways... maybe it has simply run its course a bit until someone raises a new point of substance?

Every once in a blue moon mods draw a sharply worded red line in the sand in a thread, always aiming to get a thread back on topic after heavy derailment, and when it happens it is, indeed, an instruction, not a suggestion. It is meant to be functional and constructive, to stop the disruption.

I get why people don't like it when it happens. I wish people would also iunderstand it is not what we like doing either. But from time to time it is the only way that works, to draw a line that applies to all, just to get some folk to step away from the things that keep disrupting the thread over and over. It is what happens when being subtle with some key players is falling on deaf man's ears.

If you are blaming someone, instead of singling out the mods, maybe the deaf ears also play a role in this? We are also falling over ourselves trying to resolve the disruption fairly for all (visible and invisible), and aiming to avoid the need for more consequencial interventions. We won't keep doing it that way if it fails to work. Which is a statement that -in that thread- affects some people far more than others.

I hope that that addressed your concerns to some degree.

and the next post by Bro :D

BroDeal said:
Brevity is the soul of wit.
 
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I don't get it so is wonderlance actually a true fan of lance.
Or is he just making fun of lance and trying to makes us all laugh?
 
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A few from Robert Millar.

On being dropped on a climb. "It feels like you've been stabbed through the heart."

On being in a breakaway. "Nobody likes to tow a dead fish to the finish, only to see it revive."

On Virenque's climbing style. "Like a frog on a matchbox."

:D
 
Zam_Olyas said:
Sorry did you say something? I couldn't hear you over my friend Ivan Basso laughing at Porte's new found climbing skills

THehog

The entire Classico RCN thread, though not so much for the quotations.


Ryo Hazuki said:
he's not colombian at all. unless having a colombian wife means being colombian.

snackattack said:

Ryo Hazuki said:
snackattack said:
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Let it eat at yah.



snackattack said:
120k done rising to 1.500m the break is 4:20" atop ...




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I am a common denominator in this thread it seems :D

Here is a truly memorable and honest quote
diggercuz said:
second post ever after reading the forum for the last few years and one thing i must say, ACF94 is probably the most intelligent poster here, never biased to BMC or Cadel, and never gets worked up over anything.
 
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The Hitch said:
And of.course cav signed before the tour route was revealed before contador lost his case before andy got.injured and before froome landed on earth and stole menchovs talent like his ancestors had done.to those basketball stars in space jam.

LOL, great quote by Hitch in the Cav thread :D.
 
From the Zoncolan stage :D

cineteq said:
Nibali was brilliant, the best rider today. I wouldn't be surprise if Contador has a bad day tomorrow. He was close to being in red, and you don't see that often.

You should watch the races more closely, it will be Nibali's stage tomorrow. Mark my words!


hrotha said:
Contador close to being in red today? Unless you mean the points jersey, I have no idea what you're talking about.