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Movie Quotes

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Jul 7, 2009
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Wild, The Hunchback: (Klaus Kinski) Well well, if it isn't the smoker. Well... Remember me, amigo?
Col. Douglas Mortimer: ( Lee Van Cleef) M-Mm.
Wild, The Hunchback: 'Course you do. El Paso.
Col. Douglas Mortimer: It's a small world.
Wild, The Hunchback: Yes, and very, very bad. Now come on, you light another match.
Col. Douglas Mortimer: I generally smoke just after I eat. Why don't you come back in about ten minutes?
Wild, The Hunchback: Ten minutes you'll be smoking in hell. *Get up!*

For A Few Dollars More
scribe said:
Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherf**kin' snakes on this motherf**kin' plane!

or the cable tv version: "Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!"

and from probably my favorite movie of all time, wayne's world:

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

"Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies."

and, the best:
" A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?"


usedtobefast said:
brando to sheen. " a pack of lips,now!"

"What did they tell you?"
"They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound."
"Are my methods unsound?"
"I don't see any method, at all, sir."


The second time he asks:
Willard: "do you know who's in charge here"
Soldier: "yea"


Here is the big question the answer to which just will not come to me, what ws his name. I can see his face, and the painted stripes on his grenade launcher, but cannot remember what they called him. Guess I will have to get out the DVD.
Mar 18, 2009
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An easy one to get, but still one of my favs from an actor who's qot quite a few "quotables" under his belt...

"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it."
Jul 4, 2009
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An old favorite for a bad weather day on the bike:

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.
Jul 23, 2009
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OK, it's not a movie

"The critics say I'm arrogant,"
"A doper. Washed up. A fraud. That I couldn't let it go."
"They can say whatever they want."
"I'm not back on my bike for them."
Jul 3, 2009
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

What makes you think she's a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.
Burn her anyway!

Old woman.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
Well you could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
Well I am king.
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings.
Well how'd you become king then?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
F*** off! We're the People's Front of Judea.

I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah.

Don't call me fat, you f**king Jew!
Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
No, not Jew! He's talking about "f**k"! You can't say "f**k" in school, you f**king fat a**!
Why the f**k not?
Dude, you just said "f**k" again!
[Muffled.] F**k.
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F**k ****ety f**k f**k f**k.
How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls?
What did you say?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
Holy s**t, dude.

General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[All of the African-Americans raise their hands]
General: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
Chef: Hey, wait a minute!
General: Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit, men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[The rest of the group, all Caucasian, raise their hands.]
General: Right, you are "Operation Get Behind The Darkies". You will follow Battalion 5 here, and try not to get killed for God's sake! Are there any questions, men?
[Chef raises his hand.]
General: Yes, soldier?
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of s**t! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Sir, no, sir!
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Sir, yes, sir.
Well, any f**king time, sweetheart!
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-f**king-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f**k you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Bulls**t! Get on your knees scumbag!
Now choke yourself.
Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
Don't pull my f**king hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
Are you through grinning?
Sir, yes, sir.
Bulls**t, I can't hear you!
Sir, yes, sir.
Bulls**t, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your a** away and start sh**ting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f**k you up!
Sir, yes, sir.
I have this as my ring tone, get some great looks out in public.:)

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, ****. He's gone.

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets!
Ray, come on. Let's go.
My **** let's go. They're filming midgets

Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids.
Leave my kids f**king out of it! What have they done? You f**king retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!
I retract that bit about your c**t ****ing kids.
Insult my f**king kids? That's going overboard, mate!
I retracted it, didn't I?
Nov 13, 2009
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Here's a movie quote that catches my attention:

"My father taught me many things here - he taught me in this room. He taught me - keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
"I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

Anyone tried the Booty Sweat energy drink? The description on the can is hilarious.

"A delicious and bump up struttin' energy drink that will pump up a brotha's ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo' metabolism up skippin' right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin' down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo' pimp pockets to burstin'. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin' straight game all night to the baby-dolls."
Mar 10, 2009
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From, in my opinion, the first ever mockumentary movie. It's laugh out loud funny:

He is always very depressed. I think that if he'd been a successful criminal, he would have felt better. You know, he never made the 'ten most wanted' list. It's very unfair voting; it's who you know.

From a funny, touching, and insightful movie:

Character 1:
... what you're describing is anarchy. Are you an anarchist?
Character 2:
You mean, am I a member of...
Character 1:
An anarchist group, yes.
Character 2:
Anarchists have a group?
Character 1:
I believe so, sure.
Character 2:
They assemble?
Character 1:
I don't know.
Character 2:
Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?

You have to see this movie sober to understand the ridiculousness. Or you could see it drunk, and think you're watching a documentary. It works either way. It's brilliant!

Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees.

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.
Sep 1, 2011
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I found this thread in the CN dumpster. It looked fun enough to dust off and give it new life. Here are five quotes...oldies. they go from easy to difficult.

There's no basement at the Alamo.

You broke my heart Fredo.

I snapped my chin onto the guy's fist then hit the other in the knee with my nose.

We rob banks.

Wait a minute. Are you sure you didn't give him some encouragement? 'Cause I was sitting way across the room and got a little encouraged seeing you move around in that dress.
Feb 25, 2010
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Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .
And an athlete . . .
And a basket case . . .
A princess . . .
And a criminal.
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the breakfast club