Poll: what kind of disaster strikes Tom Dumoulin at the TT

betting on..

  • Ramp is removed at the start and he does not know

    Votes: 16 23.9%
  • Falls into a shaft left by some miners

    Votes: 11 16.4%
  • Celebrates gold without knowing WvA is yet to start

    Votes: 13 19.4%
  • Tropical storm at the exact moment he is on the road, then stops

    Votes: 15 22.4%
  • Nobody told him it was 2 laps

    Votes: 21 31.3%
  • Rocks up to the TT on a kid's trike wearing a Ronald McDonald outfit

    Votes: 6 9.0%
  • Alternatively, drives into a kid on a trike wearing a Ronald McDonald outfit

    Votes: 8 11.9%
  • Literally loses the will to ride after the first lap, ends career

    Votes: 17 25.4%
  • Custom choice in the comment

    Votes: 9 13.4%

  • Total voters
  • Poll closed .
I voted the storm, but actually I think there's going to be a beautiful woman on the side of the road. He will see her, stop to talk to her and offer her his bike since she looks tired and her shoes are outworn. I'm just not sure whether that woman is his partner, Annemiek van Vleuten or Queen Maxima.
What if he won't be unlucky at all? What if, in fact, he has a deal with the devil, who took all the possible misfortune from him and handed it to the other Dutch riders at the start? There have been three cases of Dutch bad luck now, I think that's it. Now watch Tom win his gold.
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