Pro Cyclists on Twitter

[Christian]

Funny...

@gregory_rast:

roller training watching tv really loud because of the noise from roller! cant watch #rg13 live with azarenka my neighbor think i watch porn

 

[T-Nielsen]

Dunno if this has been posted yet, not a Pro Cyclist, but it is pro cycling related and it is hilarious .

https://twitter.com/ukcyclingexpert

That is bloody golden. What an effort.

UK Cycling Expert to replace Liggett.

 

[Ride to forget]

That is bloody golden. What an effort.

UK Cycling Expert to replace Liggett.

Norfolk's Tony Martin

 

[T-Nielsen]

Norfolk's Tony Martin

Yeah that one made me lol.

Some of his tweets look a lot like the comments you could find on skysports and BBC during the tout and the olympics. Hehe.

 

[Christian]

Dunno if this has been posted yet, not a Pro Cyclist, but it is pro cycling related and it is hilarious .

https://twitter.com/ukcyclingexpert

lol, thanks for sharing! "Dauphiné libéré - race to free the dolphins"

 

[Waterloo Sunrise]

Old Bri got ****ed tonight and let it all hang out.

https://twitter.com/BriSmithy

A few highlights -

- Ian Stannard leaving Sky
- Henao now staying and will lead Vuelta.
- Wiggins didn't put the work in and he's gone at the end of the year
- Contador's form is poor

 

[williamp78]

Old Bri got ****ed tonight and let it all hang out.

https://twitter.com/BriSmithy

A few highlights -

- Ian Stannard leaving Sky
- Henao now staying and will lead Vuelta.
- Wiggins didn't put the work in and he's gone at the end of the year
- Contador's form is poor

Yeah i saw those on my twitter feed; seemed very random and disjointed

 

[JRanton]

Yeah i saw those on my twitter feed; seemed very random and disjointed

Not really. He was replying to lots of different questions. None of the four things he mentioned would be particularly surprising.

 

[pastronef]

Old Bri got ****ed tonight and let it all hang out.

https://twitter.com/BriSmithy

A few highlights -

- Ian Stannard leaving Sky
- Henao now staying and will lead Vuelta.
- Wiggins didn't put the work in and he's gone at the end of the year
- Contador's form is poor

someone please call Vaughters!

 

[LaFlorecita]

Matteo Tosatto is now on twitter @Toso_74

 

[williamp78]

Not really. He was replying to lots of different questions. None of the four things he mentioned would be particularly surprising.

Makes sense now. I didn't realise he was replying to tweets; couldn't see the original questions

 

[pastronef]

David Millar

https://mobile.twitter.com/millarmind/status/346185000275824640?p=v

Hearing an FDJ rider doing an impression of Madiot over the car loudspeaker has just made my morning, "La Passion! La Passion! La Passion!"

 

[RedheadDane]

Lars Bak is speaking like an alien, at least according to Adam Hansen:

Adam Hansen ‏@HansenAdam 12t
Listening to Lars Bak taking in his mother language, Danish on the phone is like listening to the aliens speak to each other in Men in Black

Adam Hansen ‏@HansenAdam 1t
Lars Bak is doing his alien talk again on the phone. Sounds like he is arranging some type of invasion with Draco Dwarf......

 

[BigMac]

Rui Costa on twittter https://twitter.com/RuiCostaCyclist

 

[Christian]

Lol Cancellara, what a legend:

#AskFabian is trending. I am more popular than #canada. Sorry Canada

 

[RedheadDane]

Someone I'm guessing Cavendish managed to convince Brian Holm to make a Twitter:

https://twitter.com/brianholm1962

 

[The Principal Sheep]

Someone I'm guessing Cavendish managed to convince Brian Holm to make a Twitter:

https://twitter.com/brianholm1962

Probably did it to cheer Cav up, “Please Mark don’t be sad, you know I don’t like it when you pout, look I’ll join twitter! that will be fun! Please, give me a smile and we can be online friends too! ”

“oh, and please don’t say bad things about the limited edition Specialized Venge, bad for business...”

 

[Christian]

I can recommend RadioShack's George Bennett (NZL), some of his tweets are quite bizarre but often they are pretty funny:

Very rude stage for a comeback after mid season break, blew like a porn star from the small front group but @MatthewBusche held on for 5th

.@Jan_Bakelants is the only TDF leader in history to have a dog as his twitter profile pic- probably has a better photo to use now. #legend

big ups to the povo *** who smashed up my scooter last to (i think) steal the spark plug. karma will tell its the wrong size. #spained

5 overweight Belgie 30 yr old men on my flight home wearing matching printed sons of anarchy patched shirts Lock up your daughters Girona

 

[RedheadDane]

Probably did it to cheer Cav up, “Please Mark don’t be sad, you know I don’t like it when you pout, look I’ll join twitter! that will be fun! Please, give me a smile and we can be online friends too! ”

“oh, and please don’t say bad things about the limited edition Specialized Venge, bad for business...”

Apparently it was a matter of "team rules"...

 

[ElChingon]

Probably did it to cheer Cav up, “Please Mark don’t be sad, you know I don’t like it when you pout, look I’ll join twitter! that will be fun! Please, give me a smile and we can be online friends too! ”

“oh, and please don’t say bad things about the limited edition Specialized Venge, bad for business...”

Don't worry Specialized is now giving those bikes away in there Sweepstakes going on now, your chance to get one

 

[The Principal Sheep]

Don't worry Specialized is now giving those bikes away in there Sweepstakes going on now, your chance to get one

Giving them away! Wow, knew Cav said they were bad but didn't realise they were that bad...

 

[pastronef]

David Millar @millarmind

Well, @TeamSky rode a perfect race, and for the record, I believe they are clean and they deserve respect and admiration for it.

Just saying, because I don't think they deserve to have mud thrown at them when they work so hard to do it right. It doesn't seem fair.

 

[BigMac]

David Millar @millarmind

Well, @TeamSky rode a perfect race, and for the record, I believe they are clean and they deserve respect and admiration for it.

Just saying, because I don't think they deserve to have mud thrown at them when they work so hard to do it right. It doesn't seem fair.

Was that last sentence writen by Millar or is it your opininion?

 

[JRanton]

Was that last sentence writen by Millar or is it your opininion?

Written by Millar.

 

[The Hitch]

Any word from Kittel? Maybe an explanation at least why he thinks Sayer 5.4 watss or whatever was so obvious it made him puke but froome today not.