Puns for posteriorty sake

[sittingbison]

I've collected some puns from another thread that were deleted as OT but were so funny I thought they should survive here

Enjoy

 

[Zam_Olyas]

NOT in the RR section. Besides serfla has been throwing around clinic hints for a while now. Also, I did not find it funny, we've seen enough steak jokes in the last few years.

Can i say beef steak is my fav?

 

[Libertine Seguros]

NOT in the RR section. Besides serfla has been throwing around clinic hints for a while now. Also, I did not find it funny, we've seen enough steak jokes in the last few years.

That's odd, I've found them to be quite rare.

 

[ebandit]

well

That's odd, I've found them to be quite rare.

that's my preference................well done

Mark L

 

[veganrob]

Lets not stew over this too long, eh.

 

[ElChingon]

can i say beef steak is my fav?

.NTTAWWT :d

 

[Don't be late Pedro]

Lets not stew over this too long, eh.

Yes, it's nothing to put your nose out of joint about.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Some of you guys are pretty funny, we should all meat for a beer sometime.

 

[Cyivel]

This discussion is off topic we really need to moove on from it.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Why is there no <rimshot> emoticon?

 

[BroDeal]

That's the problem with this place: Herd mentality. One quip and the resulting stampede of bad puns need an accountant to keep track of them.

 

[Hugh Januss]

That's the problem with this place: Herd mentality. One quip and the resulting stampede of bad puns need an accountant to keep track of them.

Can't come up with a good one, huh?

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Can't come up with a good one, huh?

I think he was talking bull.

 

[Bala Verde]

I bet it was just a case of flor steaking out her territory.

 

[Ripper]

This discussion is off topic we really need to moove on from it.

Bonus points for subtlety.

 

[Don't be late Pedro]

That's the problem with this place: Herd mentality. One quip and the resulting stampede of bad puns need an accountant to keep track of them.

Clearly you are trying to just milk it. Butter to just move on.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

You folks have really butchered this.

 

[King Boonen]

Clearly you are trying to just milk it. Butter to just move on.

Lets not be mean, sounds like he needs a pat on the shoulder.

 

[krebs303]

Prime stuff posted here. Rare these days. It's tough to make the cut here and not get T-boned. At least that's what I herd.

 

[King Boonen]

Would they close this thread if puns were to fillet?

 

[Bala Verde]

You folks have really butchered this.

I feel you're seeing this too black and white; I'd like to view the issue from a more "marbled" perspective.

You are right though when you are saying that too many people here have been blowing their respective horns... Everyone including me have been churning out puns.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

Prime stuff posted here. Rare these days. It's tough to make the cut here and not get T-boned. At least that's what I herd.

My friend was out on this past Sunday for a drive around town. They were T-boned at the intersection of Angus ally and Prime place.

 

[Don't be late Pedro]

My friend was out on this past Sunday for a drive around town. They were T-boned at the intersection of Angus ally and Prime place.

Did you hear that through the bovine?

 

[veganrob]

Great posts. No tripe here!

 

[Avoriaz]

Great posts. No tripe here!

much better than the udder threads